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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest
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In spite of the disclaimer, why do I think the Riverside County sheriff's department will be digging up the back yard some day?
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looking for a starving artist / producer who needs roof to sleep under (riverside)
im looking for a creative, hungry and open minded individual that needs a roof over there head
I can provide a roof, a bed and food in exchange for your assistance
I have a new internet business I need help with and I need help around the house, cooking, cleaning , etc..
im not looking for a slave... I need a business partner
someone that is hungry enough to chase the dream with me and grateful enough to have the opportunity
I have a wife and 3 kids.
no drama
no drugs
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Posted: 14 days ago
looking for a starving artist / producer who needs roof to sleep under (riverside)
im looking for a creative, hungry and open minded individual that needs a roof over there head
I can provide a roof, a bed and food in exchange for your assistance
I have a new internet business I need help with and I need help around the house, cooking, cleaning , etc..
im not looking for a slave... I need a business partner
someone that is hungry enough to chase the dream with me and grateful enough to have the opportunity
I have a wife and 3 kids.
no drama
no drugs
Inviting an internet stranger to come and live with your wife and three kids. What could possibly go wrong with that?
Uh, yeah.
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Crescent Bass - $400 (Sherburne NY)
Hi, im selling my Crescent Bass, i got it to learn to play, and messed around with it a few times, now have no use for it, so im selling it to hopefully save up for a new atv, theres nothing wring with it, other than a minor chip in the paint(my blind sister knocked it over) plays great and sounds even better, im asking 400 because it holds alot of value to me as it was my first bass, i wont go much lower than that, im located in sherburne ny you can text me anytime at
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and im willing to travel (within reason) to drop it off
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Crescent Bass - $400 (Sherburne NY)
Hi, im selling my Crescent Bass, i got it to learn to play, and messed around with it a few times, now have no use for it, so im selling it to hopefully save up for a new atv, theres nothing wring with it, other than a minor chip in the paint(my blind sister knocked it over) plays great and sounds even better, im asking 400 because it holds alot of value to me as it was my first bass, i wont go much lower than that, im located in sherburne ny you can text me anytime at
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and im willing to travel (within reason) to drop it off
These are $75 brand-new, right? I almost want to offer him $25 for it, but the shipping would make it a loser.
I checked amazon and saw Crescent STARTER KITS for $50. Figure the bass was $25 of that at most before his blind sister or his chinchilla or whatever got at it and wrecked the finish.
For series, not for play.
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I am looking for series metal players I am a guitar player and my friend plays Bass we are looking too find the right members and get stuff going we practice at my place need a good front man and a drummer must be devoted and love music we want too try too get some wear influences are Slayer Megadeath old Metallica anthrax GNR Motley Crue Black Label Society Anvil Kiss pantera Rob zombie Judas priest Black Sabbath we are 25 years old looking for players who are in there 20 if you are series and want too get something going hit me up
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I am looking for series metal players I am a guitar player and my friend plays Bass we are looking too find the right members and get stuff going we practice at my place need a good front man and a drummer must be devoted and love music we want too try too get some wear influences are Slayer Megadeath old Metallica anthrax GNR Motley Crue Black Label Society Anvil Kiss pantera Rob zombie Judas priest Black Sabbath we are 25 years old looking for players who are in there 20 if you are series and want too get something going hit me up
buldog5151bass
Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.
I thought that this one was worthy of this thread, especially the last two lines. FWIW, this is posted in DFW which is 425 miles from Del Rio, TX.
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Kick some Bass
Listen up, Douche-bag,
this is your
RUDE AWAKENING!!
You won't want to pass on this major opportunity to ROCK!
It's F***ing crucial...
No-- its F***ing IMPERATIVE... that we get a bassist for the righteous, lyrical path in which we are about to embark...
Do you want to be in a band with a vocalist that F***ing wails? Do you want to jam with hard core musicians who have the absolute need to kick ass? Are you a twisted mother f***er who's into major self-nullifying behavior?
Must be willing to rock a mustache, a band tattoo and kick in a minimum of $5,000 in start-up fees.
There's a large possibility that the band will be required to relocate to Del Rio.
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Kick some Bass
Listen up, Douche-bag,
this is your
RUDE AWAKENING!!
You won't want to pass on this major opportunity to ROCK!
It's F***ing crucial...
No-- its F***ing IMPERATIVE... that we get a bassist for the righteous, lyrical path in which we are about to embark...
Do you want to be in a band with a vocalist that F***ing wails? Do you want to jam with hard core musicians who have the absolute need to kick ass? Are you a twisted mother f***er who's into major self-nullifying behavior?
Must be willing to rock a mustache, a band tattoo and kick in a minimum of $5,000 in start-up fees.
There's a large possibility that the band will be required to relocate to Del Rio.
Because you can obviously make a zillion dollars playing music in the-middle-of-nowhere Texas. Five thousand dollars in start up fees is totally reasonable.
Pleas let me know when the first of the flying pigs are born.
Pleas let me know when the first of the flying pigs are born.
I'm a parallel metal player, so I guess I wouldn't fit in.
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Tre Faulkner will be stealing from some musician this morning (Illuminate Church)
Just like it says it's Sunday time to rip off a few musicians like he does every Sunday, oh yea God wants you to give me the money to purchase this land I need, so your father can do without a gift this year and does your family really need that vacation. I don't know what I'm going to do all the musicians are catching on to me. Well there's always video. Please send monies my salary has to be made.
edit: I thought this post was average bitterness, but after more reading I saw many ads warning others of this Tre fellow. I guess it's a legitimate scam, so beware if you're looking for work in Murfeesboro TN.
Just like it says it's Sunday time to rip off a few musicians like he does every Sunday, oh yea God wants you to give me the money to purchase this land I need, so your father can do without a gift this year and does your family really need that vacation. I don't know what I'm going to do all the musicians are catching on to me. Well there's always video. Please send monies my salary has to be made.
edit: I thought this post was average bitterness, but after more reading I saw many ads warning others of this Tre fellow. I guess it's a legitimate scam, so beware if you're looking for work in Murfeesboro TN.
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