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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest

This ad has just a couple red flags.

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singer needs a band :)
I need a new hobby and I love singing. Im quite good ;) I wanna play bars or festivals or whatever and make money. Because I hate jobs. Jobs suck. I wanna do something fun. Im a chick and im pretty. My influences include a lot of grunge, amy winehouse, lana del rey, tool, metallica, no doubt (pre -gwen stefani pop ********)
Serious inquiries. I mean it. I get one perv and I will cut you. Thanks!
 
This ad has just a couple red flags.

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singer needs a band :)
I need a new hobby and I love singing. Im quite good ;) I wanna play bars or festivals or whatever and make money. Because I hate jobs. Jobs suck. I wanna do something fun. Im a chick and im pretty. My influences include a lot of grunge, amy winehouse, lana del rey, tool, metallica, no doubt (pre -gwen stefani pop ********)
Serious inquiries. I mean it. I get one perv and I will cut you. Thanks!
Only one or two.
 
For your enjoyment.
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30s something guitar player

i was raised by biker hippies... lookin for an alike that plays a poopy guitar and cant find his place in corporatemerica that wants to get drunk and say shag the ******** and likes allman brothers and floyd and primus and grung and poopie... i play a poopy drums.. but my kit is madison square garden grade.... tried the "life" and depressed... wanta throw together a two or three piece and run with it.. ill live in a shagin van and love it.... lsd is a plus!!!! lots of it is even better!!!
 
This ad has just a couple red flags.

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singer needs a band :)
I need a new hobby and I love singing. Im quite good ;) I wanna play bars or festivals or whatever and make money. Because I hate jobs. Jobs suck. I wanna do something fun. Im a chick and im pretty. My influences include a lot of grunge, amy winehouse, lana del rey, tool, metallica, no doubt (pre -gwen stefani pop ********)
Serious inquiries. I mean it. I get one perv and I will cut you. Thanks!


What no pictures??
 
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Apparently this was built using two guitars...
Oh man, if he did a decent job on it, that is a great deal! Two instruments for $200... Plus being able to say you own a double neck. Granted, I think I am a total hackjob on both guitar and bass, maybe it will double my skill level when combined? :wink:
 
This ad has just a couple red flags.

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
singer needs a band :)
I need a new hobby and I love singing. Im quite good ;) I wanna play bars or festivals or whatever and make money. Because I hate jobs. Jobs suck. I wanna do something fun. Im a chick and im pretty. My influences include a lot of grunge, amy winehouse, lana del rey, tool, metallica, no doubt (pre -gwen stefani pop ********)
Serious inquiries. I mean it. I get one perv and I will cut you. Thanks!
She likes Pre-Gwen Stefani No Doubt, eh? If she has an album that they recorded before Gwen Stefani (a founding member of No Doubt) formed the band with John Spence then she has an album that's worth a ton of money...