Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest

[SactoBass]

It is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

"Opportunity" ???

All I wanna know is where the seller gets his drugs, because he obviously gets the good stuff!

 

[affprod]

I just like the post. I tried to buy an Urge II off a post in Phoenix. The response was I should do something physically impossible for a male and then die. A very impressive first impression.

 

[60bass]

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One of a kind custom electric Banjitar

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The only thing I can say is that it's too ugly for words ( that's why I snipped out most of the description) And it will never sell.

 

[nashvillebill]

How about this one in Nashville:

1x15 warwick bass cab. i put a different sub in it myself, but i don't have any way of plugging up to hear it. so i'm selling as is for $100. the cab is in perfect condition. with a little cat hair on it


The seller put a different speaker in it and can't even hear if it works???

 

[DethByDoom]

It drives me insane to see;

"For SELL x-item"
And
"Gibson Epiphone bass."

 

[bassgod76]

They say a picture is worth a thousand words...


This, for the win.
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[60bass]

They say a picture is worth a thousand words...

This, for the win.
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"Winning"

 

[PlungerModerno]

They say a picture is worth a thousand words...


This, for the win.
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OH WOW!

I've seen people take pics with odd reflections and bad focus but that is hilariously bad.

 

[f.c.geil]

"Sorry about the pictures." Wow. Hey, [guy], instead of being "sorry," just retake the pictures. With today's cameras, there is no expense and not much time involved.

 

[bassgod76]

The 4th picture is my favorite. It is like Spinal Tap's album cover.

 

[TNCreature]

It is more blacker

 

[f.c.geil]

Yes, and I can almost smell the glove...

 

[bassgod76]

"Shark Sandwich was simply described as Sh*t Sandwich." I love that movie.

 

[My name is Mudd]

"What's wrong with being sexy?"

 

[fraublugher]

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The only thing I can say is that it's too ugly for words ( that's why I snipped out most of the description) And it will never sell.

Agreed , couldn't even finish reading it or looking closer .

But buying and immediately smashing it on his [no doubt already cluttered lawn] would be wholly justified.

 

[dtripoli]

"I keep the bass for almost 45 years because it is the best sounding & playing bass I have ever owned."
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So, been playing for 45 years and still doesn't know how to string his instrument?

BTW, the body looks like '64, but the neck? '80's?

 

[60bass]

"I keep the bass for almost 45 years because it is the best sounding & playing bass I have ever owned."

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So, been playing for 45 years and still doesn't know how to string his instrument?

BTW, the body looks like '64, but the neck? '80's?

Hard to tell from the pic but the neck looks original to me. Nice bass but in this economy its gonna be hard to sell for 11 grand. Right now I've got a 67 P with lollipop tuners that's a 9 out of 10 and I can't even get 4 grand for it. Money's tight right now for almost everybody.

 

[dtripoli]

Another classic bass strung backwards. I'm surprised the nut hasn't cracked
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[dtripoli]

"ITEM LISTED FOR SALE IS USED BUT IN GOOD CONDITION"
Yikes, if that's good condition, what the heck is poor?
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[Sapper]

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This is a black Fender Stratocaster.
Included are:
- a case
- cords
- a Mini Twin-Amp
- a Tascam guitar/bass trainer
- adapter
- guitar picks
- shoulder strap

Hendrix played this guitar

Interesting, considering that the serial number dates it from 1995-1996.

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