• TalkBass has been independent since 1998. Add your voice.
    Create a free account to reply to discussions, view embedded media, and browse with fewer display ads.
    Join free Log in
    Want zero display ads or expanded classifieds tools? Compare plans.

Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest

Status
Not open for further replies.
#741
And I just now fund a cab to go with the Trace pre up there...


- [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] -

cab for bass amp - $100 (sw bakersfield)
Date: 2012-11-18, 2:43PM PST
[email protected][Errors when replying to ads?]
great cab for bass amp. super loud 2 12" speakers.has wehels for easy transportation. willing to trade for electric or acoustic guitar.bring it to the table. call or txt 661 xxx xxxx

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

Location: sw bakersfield
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID:3419111634
 
#742
- [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] -

Vintage ludwig Cow Bell (Fresno)
Date: 2012-02-26, 2:24PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
make me an offer best offer takes it (559)xxx-xxxx

Location: Fresno
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests[/QUOTE]



This WOULD be in Fresno...
 
#745
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

Bass Triangle player wanted (Suffolk)
Date: 2012-11-15, 10:06AM EST
[email protected]


Timmy Tinkler's Triangle Orchestra seeking bass triangle player. Must have pro gear and good attitude. Have heavy tour schedule for 2013 and paid rehearsals start next week. 420 friendly...hell, whatever drug you need is okay with us.
Send links of your playing...YouTube, MySpace, iTunes...will be making call-backs for auditions this weekend.

thanks for using what little bit of short term memory you have left for reading this.

Location: Suffolk
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID:3411304583
 
#746
Front Man Looking (delaware county)
Date: 2012-11-20, 2:37PM EST
Reply to this post [email protected]

Front man looking for the balls and ass of the band.....

I'm a singer songwriter,rhythm guitar player, with 20 year of music....

I'm as serious as a heart attack, with the blood,sweat,and tears in every tune.....

if you have the dream of playing music in a Well known band, going on tour, and playing for a liven,

for the rest of your days.....Then we share the same dream.....Lets Build it, and they will come.....

I'm ready to go to Work......ARE YOU??? all musicians welcome.... ( Rock )

Thanks,

Joseph
http://youtu.be/OKFfctLpLUg
 
#747
BBox Bass said:
Calling all average bass players! This recently showed up on a classifieds site that serves my region:

Needed: ..Needed..Bass Player to jam with for fun and for likely gigs... St Marys area or fairly near by.. Doing older classic rock 60s+70s..Looking for Bassist 45 years old +..Influences include Moody Blues, Steppenwolf, Eric Burdon, Hendrix, CCR and others of that style and era...Some original tunes..I am a experienced Guitar/Singer....Average Bass Player is fine, as I feel that Musicians being able to work well together is more important then how talented one is...Contact me with phone Number or ask for mine...Thanks..
Click to expand...

Man, I would totally answer this dude's ad if it was a geographic fit. I'm the right age, can appreciate his musical choices, and I've only been playing a little over a year ... so this would be ideal. I used to live in PA too, although on the other side of the state.

I LOVE this thread! Keep 'em coming :p
 
#748
musicianary said:
- [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] -

Vintage ludwig Cow Bell (Fresno)
Date: 2012-02-26, 2:24PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
make me an offer best offer takes it (559)xxx-xxxx

Location: Fresno
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Click to expand...

This WOULD be in Fresno...[/QUOTE]

The BEST cowbell players are from Fresno! We don't fu*k around when it comes to the donka donka donka.
 
#749
JoePlaysDaBass said:
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

I am looking to buy several guitars. I am mainly interested in buying USA gibbons, fenders, jacksons, charvels, taylors, martins, guild, prs, tom anderson, parker, musician, suhr, esp, james tyler, gretsch, warriors, etc. I am also interested in others guitars and amps as well. Im really looking for a music man jpx-7 bfr with a quilted maple top, and piezo. Please if you can send pictures of your guitar and what you would sell it for. No phone number in your email = no response. I am a serious buyer and i pay fair prices and i am very reliable. I will probably be able to pick up depending on my schedule and your location.

Location: Jacksonville, FL

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

Your listing says you are looking to buy USA Gibbons. There are some Gibbons at the zoo but they are not from the USA. I believe most of them are from Borneo and I don't think they are for sale. I would also check whether you require a special permit to buy and sell Gibbons.

Location: ?????

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]


I've got a Gorilla amp I'll sell you as long as you promise to take good care of him. His name is Stanley and he doesn't need a license.

Location: The Zoo
Click to expand...

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read all day.
 
#750
How to basically guarantee no one will respond to your ad - no real product description, no address or phone number, and post a pic of random album covers in your 'equipment for sale' ad (note that this is listed as a dealer, not private party)...

- [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] -

All but acoustics - 50% off (Visalia, CA)
Date: 2012-11-23, 7:02AM PST
[email protected][Errors when replying to ads?]
Musical Instruments for Dealer #1099 only but acoustics are 50% off, Electric guitars, accordians and records and music books.

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

Location: Visalia, CA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID:3428663534
 
#752
#755
This guy post about once a month. He adds a new picture each time. I just can't take him serious...

"guitar player looking for people to start a band.... have own equipment..pro minded people only...variety act works well in this area...call xxx-xxxx"

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
 
#756
Don't forget to search for base guitars. Sadly, I see these all of the time... Although most base postings in music are for drums :p
http://tulsa.craigslist.org/search/msa?query=Base&srchType=A&minAsk=&maxAsk=

Guitar -- base - $100 (Claremore, Oklahoma)

Date: 2012-10-16, 8:38AM CDT
Reply to this post [email protected][Errors when replying to ads?]

Base electric guitar -- ( V ) -- with case --new extra guitar string --comes with amplifier ( cord amp -bx-15-crate) --- for more information must call call -- John at -918-xxx-xxxx -- sorry no photos available. Thank you
Location: Claremore, Oklahoma
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID:3342507576
 
#757
Mediumhero said:
Gibson Les Paul Custom - $950 (Vancuver)
Date: 2012-11-23, 4:27PM PST
[email protected][Errors when replying to ads?]
1991 les paul custom. $850. I need the cash ASAP though! You can send me money transfer and i'll ships the guitar to you.

Resty.Taruc(at)gmail.com

604-xxx-xxxx
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/msg/3429953796.html

Something doesn't seem right.
Click to expand...
This may be a true Gibson but knock offs are abundant.
A few years ago I ordered a Gibson guitar copy as a wall hanger(was way cheap, looks fantastic but plays like crap).
During my email correspondence, the sales girl asked if I wanted "Gibson" on the headstock or something else.
 
#758
[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

$200 over GC's price... :rollno:

NEVER BEEN PLAYED, LIMITED EDITION Fender Precision Bass (P-Bass)
Blacktop™ Precision Bass®, Rosewood Fingerboard, White Chrome Pearl

I need to sell to pay for recording time.
I got this P-Bass, never been played, looking to sell ASAP.
On Fender's site, sells new (which it is) for $750
I'll give it up for $650 OBO
Thanks!

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
 
#760
Just saw one from a guy trying to sell some heavy duty, bass guitar cables. I quote "and they look cool too, chicks will love their manly appearance"

Um.....I've never had a woman comment on any of my gear, manly or otherwise, much less my cable.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Latest posts

Top Bottom
Back