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#823
Graduate of Rostov Conservatory - Balalaika Soloist for hire! Professionally trained in more than one instrument. Offering highly prized & unique skills for bands of different music genres. For more info please call 720.---.---
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of all the instruments this guy is trained in he mentions the Balalaika. That's what everyone needs right?
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#826
someone smoked an impressive amount of crack before posting this..
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SOUND TECH ROAD ENCLOSURE W/ CS 800 WATT/1200 WATT AMPS - $900 (LARGO FL)
Date: 2010-02-16, 6:03PM EST
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This road enclosure is made by Sound Tech and loaded with 1 Peavey CS 800 watt amp. This amp has 2 400 watt stereo outputs or can be bridged to offer 1 800 watt output and 1 Peavey CS 1200 watt amp. This amp has 2 600 watt stereo outputs or can be bridged to offer 1 1200 watt output. The Enclosure is on casters to make it more portable. Here is a total 2000 watts on wheels. We have the original manuals for both amps for your convenience. Each amp has the capability to crossover your designated frequencies should you want to run at some value less than full range.

For more information contact: [email protected] or call 727-698-****

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#827
Socially Unacceptable Drummer (eastern parts)

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Date: 2010-02-16, 8:42AM EST
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Looking for a drummer who can play just about anything (and I don't just mean playing double bass blast beats on every song) who makes people nervous and uncomfortable....if your presence and your playing makes people question their beings, all the better. Play your drum set like you are a real musician and not just a drummer. If you worship fire and hang out with lepers, I want to be your friend...but you must be able to play well....that means: understand shifting meters, play to a click, play fills on the toms other than the usual 'plick-up plick-up plick-up', and have a general distaste for the current musical status quo.
thank yinz for yer time n@t


•Location: eastern parts
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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I love the last line addition of some classic Pittsburgheze.
 
#830
Please Lord, let this be a joke:

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Jonas bros tribute band (atlanta)
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Date: 2010-02-15, 8:53PM EST
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Looking for like minded souls to put together the ultimate tribute band. Have bass and drums already. Want to have screaming girls wetting themselves over you every night?
Well, they might be so young they're not legal, but its females, and they're screaming. You must have that rich brooding jewboy what just hit me in the head kinda look. The rest is gravy.
 
#835
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Bass Player needed- You need this (Youngstown)

Date: 2010-02-14, 4:58PM EST
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My band needs a bass player who can count to atleast four and not get lost during songs. I am a fantastic guitar player (some say the best around) that is the lead singer as well. It is my band and my way or the highway. I already have all the list of songs you will be playing. You just need to play them the way I tell you to play them. I'm booked through the entire summer with plenty of festivals as well. Me and the drummer are in our 40's. Blues type music so basically the bass player can sleep during the shows and still deliver a great show. Remember no one watches the bass guy anyways so I don't care how you look, just keep counting 1234.

This would be a great chance for you to play with a top notch band, and all you half to do is stand there with four strings and count to four. Pretty simple I would think. Did I mention you have only four strings with no chords to know or play anything faster then 8th notes. I'm not knocking bass players but come on this is as simple as it can get. Just listen to me and let me take you to the next level that even someone playing four strings can go. It's time for even you guys with four strings to look cool. Follow me and I'll do just that.

MUST HAVE FENDER EQUIPMENT!!! NO JUNK WHICH IS ANYTHING ELSE MAINLY thanks
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Ok, posted in a different thread but this one is a keeper.
 
#836
One more try, let’s make a band.

Again and again my heart broken has gotten
no serious musicians in town, not real desire to play

Only bastards who think that playing covers is the thing
old men with a dead dream, who want only to play adcd
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anyone get the feeling he is related to the guy who says bass players should just play bass and not try and give music opinions?
 
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