Gassy drummer, smells bad.

[Jimmy4string]

Now that's teen spirit!

 

[Mannyinnewyork]

Tell him to mic the drum seat so you’ll at least have a warning signal.

 

[dkelley]

I've never worked with a drummer who smelled good, even the pretty female ones.

Gas sucks though.

Wear a surgical mask - call it an affectation. When they ask, say "Call me The Doctor".

 

[LBS-bass]

Seriously, the activated charcoal works really well, if you can get him to take it. I know this because, uh, I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which can cause a lot of gas, and back when I was working a desk job I moved to a new department where I had to share a large office with three other people. Um... my private office before then had been perfect for my occasional bad days and I was mortified about how I was going to deal with this. I researched what I could do to avoid that sort of embarrassment and this was the solution. It works really well. No embarrassment at all.

 

[Bodeanly]

Seriously, the activated charcoal works really well, if you can get him to take it. I know this because, uh, I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which can cause a lot of gas, and back when I was working a desk job I moved to a new department where I had to share a large office with three other people. Um... my private office before then had been perfect for my occasional bad days and I was mortified about how I was going to deal with this. I researched what I could do to avoid that sort of embarrassment and this was the solution. It works really well. No embarrassment at all.

I recently took antibiotics for an inner ear infection. It completely destroyed my intestines. I was in pain and I was smelly. I considered the charcoal, but probiotics fixed everything.

 

[TolerancEJ]

I cannot offer my input on this matter, because I'm usually "that" person. Haha

 

[bassdude51]

Get a dog up on stage with your band. Blame the farts on the dog.

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[LBS-bass]

I recently took antibiotics for an inner ear infection. It completely destroyed my intestines. I was in pain and I was smelly. I considered the charcoal, but probiotics fixed everything.

Yep, probiotics can really help in that case. My IBS is way better now since I started treating an autoimmune disorder. I haven't needed charcoal for years. Everything is connected.

 

[Wisebass]

Hi InDaDoghouse

I tend to stand close to the drummer, so occasionally our singer gives me the stink eye, like it's my fault.

Your singer should know the difference!

greetings

Wise(b)ass

 

[JoshS]

Seriously, the activated charcoal works really well, if you can get him to take it. I know this because, uh, I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which can cause a lot of gas, and back when I was working a desk job I moved to a new department where I had to share a large office with three other people. Um... my private office before then had been perfect for my occasional bad days and I was mortified about how I was going to deal with this. I researched what I could do to avoid that sort of embarrassment and this was the solution. It works really well. No embarrassment at all.

In seriousness, just be a little careful of [potential] interactions. It can adsorb more than just farts!

 

[Yermad]

Id show up to the next show like

hi guys

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[GenoK]

Give him a pair of SHREDDIES www.myshreddies.com

 

[dbase]

I always setup to the left of the drummer.. for some unknown reason I always get the farts during performances ... maybe its nerves .. My butt is eye level with the drummer since hes seated... I always let out a bomb and then look at him like he did it...

 

[IamGroot]

Ask him to change his Depends during the breeak

 

[Joebone]

Which of the royals let one go here? You be the judge!

Where did you find that? It's priceless!

It almost looks like a pre-meditated act, paying close attention to the looks on Prince Phillip's face!

 

[klokker]

I ripped a nasty one at rehearsal the other night. I desperately hoped it went unnoticed. Never had that problem with any drummer I've ever been in a band with. Or anyone else for that matter that I could remember.

 

[Winslow]

Where did you find that? It's priceless!
It almost looks like a pre-meditated act, paying close attention to the looks on Prince Phillip's face!

I have no idea. I saw it somewhere on the internet ages ago, and saved it in a folder of funny stuff.

I particularly like the way the queen is stoic until the last frame, then just shuts her eyes as if trying to keep her composure.

 

[Ellery]

FIRE THE DRUMMER! In this case, by lighting a match and watching him explode.

 

[bassinplace]

It's good to have a funky drummer. But not too funky.

 

[Jamvan]

So your drummer likes to buy gear and has a plugged nose. What's the problem?