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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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None of this is affecting my dignity.

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One grocery store is open at 8AM-9AM for GOF’s only to limit exposure. They are carding folks that don’t look old enough at the door.
Heh. When I was underage I never got carded. In fact I was often the one tasked to drive over to NY State to load up the pickinic basket. And I've been getting those senior discounts for a bit too long without any questions asked. Good times, or sumthin'.
 
What I see is if I let my roots grow gray for a couple months, I get an automatic senior discount at the donut shop. Have my henna day, same shop, same clerks, and charged full price.

Odin's hanging out with me, have not descended into yoga pants sloth. Speaking of sloths, two toed, or three toed sloths?
 
What I see is if I let my roots grow gray for a couple months, I get an automatic senior discount at the donut shop. Have my henna day, same shop, same clerks, and charged full price.

Odin's hanging out with me, have not descended into yoga pants sloth. Speaking of sloths, two toed, or three toed sloths?

I imagine that sloths don’t have to count to more than two or three. I like this one.

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What I see is if I let my roots grow gray for a couple months, I get an automatic senior discount at the donut shop. Have my henna day, same shop, same clerks, and charged full price.

Odin's hanging out with me, have not descended into yoga pants sloth. Speaking of sloths, two toed, or three toed sloths?

Sloths in yoga pants.....this is but one of my favorite things.
 
What I see is if I let my roots grow gray for a couple months, I get an automatic senior discount at the donut shop. Have my henna day, same shop, same clerks, and charged full price.

Odin's hanging out with me, have not descended into yoga pants sloth. Speaking of sloths, two toed, or three toed sloths?
Yeah, I pretty much always get the olde phart discount any more. There are still a few places ya gotta ask, but I'll take what I can get.
 
Yeah, I pretty much always get the olde phart discount any more. There are still a few places ya gotta ask, but I'll take what I can get.


I find that I have to ask if I’m not offered a discount. The person at the cash is usually just trying to hurry. I don’t think that it’s on purpose on their part. Sometimes I forget to ask though.
 
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So you've been to IHOP?


Never on purpose!

In the paleolithic 90s was occasionally on site with a colleague who was habitually offered a senior citizen menu. He growled a lot. It is from him I learned all the very best stories begin with it began innocently enough ....

Another colleague had a lunch routine that never changed - a bowl of soup and an ice cream sundae. Always, always the restaurant served her both at the same time.
 
Like the places that serve half a portion for 80 percent of the price of the full portion? Nobody would really do that to anyone, right?

It’s been so many years that I can’t eat a regular adult restaurant meal. A trio shared by a duo is enough. At the same time, I can’t stomach much of that type of “food”. So I’m usually happy with the kiddies meal.
 
It’s been so many years that I can’t eat a regular adult restaurant meal. A trio shared by a duo is enough. At the same time, I can’t stomach much of that type of “food”. So I’m usually happy with the kiddies meal.
A lotta places will charge extra for an adult ordering a "kids" meal. WT7? 'Course if ya get it 'to go'..........
 
Another colleague had a lunch routine that never changed - a bowl of soup and an ice cream sundae. Always, always the restaurant served her both at the same time.

It isn’t uncommon that you place an order, they bring you the soft serve, then make you wait five minutes for the hot food. I don’t want to eat a cone while waiting in line for my food. They call it “soft serve” because it isn’t ice cream, it’s gums and fluff. Not very nutritional.
 
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