hey, jerk from ebay...

[drummer5359]

"I'm trying to close my store and get out of dept."

LOL!

What department is she in, the complaint department?

 

[Disco Batman]

"I'm going to burn it in the yard."

Then will she advertise it as "roasted maple"?

Love it!

 

[winndaddy]

Maple would cost 3 times more than ash?! And after bigej2 posted a link showing her its maple she honestly believes its still ash???? I have to give it to her, she's sticking to her guns!

 

[Gord_oh]

you guys are awesome....
you dont mess with a wolf, youll get the pack after you.

 

[drummer5359]

you guys are awesome....
you dont mess with a wolf, youll get the pack after you.

The pack got your back.

 

[winndaddy]

What department is she in, the complaint department?

Haha, yeah! She strictly deals with complaints about "roasted ash Fender bodies".

 

[slaps76]

I would have offered a straight up trade, her bass for my Speak n' Spell.

 

[BigBigGuy44]

And BIGEJ2, I think you do have a chance. I think this woman could use a drink or three...

Crap, someone beat me to her! Okay, which one of your guys stole her from me?

Dear bigej2,

thank you.. hey everybody it's maple... yeah!!! who will be the first to buy it I'll send a prise? going out now, later. dinner and a movie. I think I'll get drunk. na, I hate drinking no good for your liver.

- stratconnect

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[winndaddy]

Crap, someone beat me to her! Okay, which one of your guys stole her from me?

Dear bigej2,

thank you.. hey everybody it's maple... yeah!!! who will be the first to buy it I'll send a prise? going out now, later. dinner and a movie. I think I'll get drunk. na, I hate drinking no good for your liver.

- stratconnect

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Whats a "prise"? I hope its one of those famous cajun browned turtle seasoning packets!

 

[drummer5359]

I'm guessing that she isn't on this forum, she would have been banned.


Whoever she is going out with is going to get an earful about bleeping bass players...

 

[treekiller]

All i got back was....

"A Squier is a Fender"

A Corvette is a Chevy, but not all Chevys are Corvettes!!!

 

[millsbass5]

Ohhhh,man!! Now THAT'S the type of guy I would drive half-way across the country to kick his ass. First,I'd tell him (in detail) how I would hurt him. And then I would proceed to triangle choke his ass,and then I'd transition to an armbar and snap it at the elbow. Yeah,8+ years of jiu-jitsu would come in handy on him,even though I'm a FIRM believer in NOT USING IT in a streetfight.

This is what I had in mind: It happens at the :25 second mark. Hell,watch the whole thing. It's a thing of beauty,for sure.


Frank Mir Snapped Tim Sylvia's arm - YouTube

 

[hdracer]

Ohhhh,man!! Now THAT'S the type of guy I would drive half-way across the country to kick his ass. First,I'd tell him (in detail) how I would hurt him. And then I would proceed to triangle choke his ass,and then I'd transition to an armbar and snap it at the elbow. Yeah,8+ years of jiu-jitsu would come in handy on him,even though I'm a FIRM believer in NOT USING IT in a streetfight.

This is what I had in mind: It happens at the :25 second mark. Hell,watch the whole thing. It's a thing of beauty,for sure.


Frank Mir Snapped Tim Sylvia's arm - YouTube

It's a woman.
Does she look like she has been in musical instrument business for 40 years?

Not to bad for a 55+ year old woman.....

 

[Liam Wald]

Caveat emptor.

 

[MatticusMania]

Me: I see your ad for this bass. After looking at Fender's website, I determined that this is a Squier Vintage Modified Jazz. The body is made from maple, not ash. Also, you said Leo used poly. Correction; he used nitrocelulose laquer. I can get the entire bass, brand new on Musicians Friend for $257.14, shipped. Is this auction an early April fools joke?

Her: but you can't get the body for 249. delivered


- stratconnect

What? Her shipping makes the bass $268.95

You: I can get the body, neck, bridge, pickups, and some factory strings for $257.14.

 

[millsbass5]

It's a woman.
Does she look like she has been in musical instrument business for 40 years?

Not to bad for a 55+ year old woman.....

Oops!!! I would NEVER,EVER lay a hand on a chick.

 

[Gord_oh]

The pack got your back.

sig.

 

[Nick901]

Not in Ebay's eyes. Improper keywords is reportable and a violation. One cannot advertise an item as something when it is something else, regardless of the venue anyways. If I say "Mercedes" in my newspaper ad and you come over and find that it is a Toyota Camry...hmm, caveat emptor!

But isn't a Squier a Fender?

 

[Deleted member 92857]

Hey, I'm from the south! - She's from Jersey.

Living well is the best form of revenge.

 

[dtotheatothevto]

Whoa...someone is riding the cotton pony!