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Cool factor is deuchebaggery. Its for the children of the world, after you get over yourself at around age 25 no one else who matters really cares. If your 35+ and still trying to look cool, your likely doing it for that 17 year old groupie, whether your aware of this or not. You then have two issues (one, your a deuchebag who never grew up and two, your probably need help before you go to jail for chasing underage groupies).
I wear them because I sing with my eyes closed and I think that makes me look silly. Also, with my sunglasses on, nobody can see me looking at my cheatsheets...
You wear sunglasses to shade the sun, you wear douchglasses to block the stares of douchbags in the audience that are nitpicking the bands wardrobe.
Cool factor is deuchebaggery. Its for the children of the world, after you get over yourself at around age 25 no one else who matters really cares. If your 35+ and still trying to look cool, your likely doing it for that 17 year old groupie, whether your aware of this or not. You then have two issues (one, your a deuchebag who never grew up and two, your probably need help before you go to jail for chasing underage groupies).
Cool factor is for entertainment - I consider myself an entertainer first, musician second. So I'm thinking cool factor is more for the people beyond the edge of the stage, not me. My projected image or cool factor says, "53 yr. old hippie-ish musician with eclectic instruments." Reality is I'm a self-employed watchsmith with 7 kids(3 are step-kids) over age of 20 and 3 grandchildren.Cool factor is deuchebaggery. Its for the children of the world, after you get over yourself at around age 25 no one else who matters really cares. If your 35+ and still trying to look cool, your likely doing it for that 17 year old groupie, whether your aware of this or not. You then have two issues (one, your a deuchebag who never grew up and two, your probably need help before you go to jail for chasing underage groupies).

People of all ages seem to wear shades. I'm thinking young people are more likely to wear them at times when they seem inappropriate, like inside a medium to darkly lit area.As always, some can pull them off, some can't. IMO, they tend to work a lot better on old people than the other way around.
My Dad was white-haired all my life - I started following suit around 25. But a lot of 20s would die for my hairline. And no Rogaine. Must be something I eatOld, by the way, means old enough to have a significant amount of white in your hair, and owning it. This guy embraces it, has a bit of that Duck Dunn thing going, and as a result is lookin' like the other side of the pillow.
I see a lot of young guys with guts trying to look cool - who looks sillier, young guy with gut tryin to look cool or old guy. I don't have a gut and workout so I look old & dangerous - there is such a thing. Closing in on 54 hereOld does NOT mean, 35+, with a gut, but still trying to look young and dangerous. That looks douchey.
Opinions on this may be generational slanted. "Greasier impression" - heh!Some young guys can do it too, all depends on the context IMO. I can pull them off for a greaser impression in my rockabilly band, but look like a douchebag in my rock or folk/country band.
I am 21, if that matters.
As always, some can pull them off, some can't. IMO, they tend to work a lot better on old people than the other way around.
Old, by the way, means old enough to have a significant amount of white in your hair, and owning it. This guy embraces it, has a bit of that Duck Dunn thing going, and as a result is lookin' like the other side of the pillow.
Old does NOT mean, 35+, with a gut, but still trying to look young and dangerous. That looks douchey.
Some young guys can do it too, all depends on the context IMO. I can pull them off for a greaser impression in my rockabilly band, but look like a douchebag in my rock or folk/country band.
I am 21, if that matters.