Granted we're being trolled and somewhat Lowner'd, the OP's posts don't suggest he has been playing very long and isn't very old.
Given that he judges music based on speed being the gauge of difficulty, I'm guessing he's not a college student. His listening experiences are almost entirely listened to metal and the various genres, sub-genres, and sub-sub-genres. (As in, he LOVES to educate people on the differences between Swedish progressive metal and Swedish progressive death metal)
People spend a lifetime trying to learn and better understand jazz. How long does it take to play metal?

Hand sheet music to a jazz player and what do they do? Play it. Hand sheet music to a metal head and what do they do? Leave the room.