Jokes

[FillyTheKid]

What signs does a Drummer look for in a mate?

Life

 

[BassCrazed]

If I wasn't so lame I would incorporate something with the g string =) . Oh well, maybe you all can come up with something.

 

[JLeeFJ]

What happens when the bassist locks his keys in the car?
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It takes him/her three hours to get the rest of the band out.

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"We told you before, but you didn't hear us then. So, you still question why! You didn't listen again!" -Rush

 

[JLeeFJ]

What happens when the bassist locks his keys in the car?
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It takes him/her three hours to get the rest of the band out.

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"We told you before, but you didn't hear us then. So, you still question why! You didn't listen again!" -Rush

 

[Kelvin]

What does it take to reunite the beatles?

3 more bullets.

(sorry, this was especially bad...)

 

[Beau]

.....awkward silence.

 

[PhatBoi5]

What's the last thing the drummer said
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I have this great idea for a song.

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Confucius say "Panties not best thing on earth, but right next to it"
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"Man who cry when he masturbate...is a tearjerker"

 

[JLeeFJ]

What do you get when you cross square dance music with rap?
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Hick-hop.

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"We told you before, but you didn't hear us then. So, you still question why! You didn't listen again!" -Rush

 

[SlapDaddy]

How can you tell when there are singers knocking at the door?


They don't know when to come in...

 

[embellisher]

How can you tell when a trombone player is at your door?

<knock><knock><knock>

Domino's Pizza!

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the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of our dreams...
bill longshort

 

[embellisher]

Why are viola's bigger than violins?

They aren't, the violinists heads are bigger.

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the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of our dreams...
bill longshort

 

[embellisher]

What's the difference between a buzz saw and an alto sax?

You can tune a buzz saw.

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the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of our dreams...
bill longshort

 

[embellisher]

What's the difference between a dead armadillo in the road and a dead trombone player in the road?

The armadillo may have actually been on his way to a gig.

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the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of our dreams...
bill longshort

 

[embellisher]

What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?

Most people don't cry when you chop up an oboe.

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the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of our dreams...
bill longshort

 

[embellisher]

What's the definition of a true gentleman?

Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't.

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the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of our dreams...
bill longshort

 

[embellisher]

What's the definition of an optimist?

An accordian player with a beeper.

 

[Stu]

How do you stop a drummer from drowning ?
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Take your foot off his head.

 

[Licketysplit]

What do Eric Clapton and Black Coffee have in common?

They both suck without Cream (no offense to anyone, I enjoy Eric Clapton's solo career very much)

 

[BassDudeJake]

How can you tell if a female singer is at your door?
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She doesn't know what time it is, when she was supposed to get there, and she forgot her key.

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Playing bass is not a hobby. It is an essential.

 

[Wil Davis]

"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"
"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"
"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"
"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"
"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"
"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"
"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"
"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"
"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"
"Knock knock!"
..."Who's There?"

...."Philip Glass..."