Best impromptu eulogy ever:
"Ease our suffering in this,
our moment of great despair!
Admit this good and decent woman
into Thine arms and the flock...
..in Thine heavenly area up there.
And Moab he laideth down
behind the land of the Canaanites.
And, yea, though the Hindus speak of karma...
I implore you, give her a break."
Classic stuff!
We still call our minivan The Family Truckster.
Um, I mean the minivan my neighbors have. The one that blocks the view of my Ferrari. Ferraris.
In fact i have several Ferraris. Yeah, that's the ticket!