Hell, for the sake of argument, here's my completely mental first 10 picks mock draft:
1. Reggie Bush by the Redskins! Dan Snyder obviously doesn't believe in the draft, but he likes hype. So he'll cash in most of the Redskins draft picks for Bush in the surprise of the draft... it's about time to have another Hershel Walker / Ricky Williams go-for-broke trade...
2. Matt Leinart by the Saints, but he's immediately traded to the Tennesse Titans (sort of a hostage situation, in a way, since no one's buying the Vince Young smokescreen from the Titans) for the next pick and a player or another draft pick...
3. Jay Cutler by the Saints... having the Leinart situation go so well, the Saints will be emboldened to try again. This time the Jets bite, trading up both of their first round picks for Cutler...
4. D'Brickashaw Ferguson by the Saints... they keep this one...
5. Mario Williams by the Packers... and we finally have Reggie White reincarnate...
6. Michael Huff by the 49ers because Nolan's a defense guy and knows CB is more important than TE or LB.
7. Haloti Ngata by the Raiders... because Art Shell loves big guys and no one told Al Davis that Vince Young is still on the board
8. Vernon Davis by the Bills because Marv Levy knows that one of his three mediocre QBs might need to throw a pass to receiver some day...
9. Santonio Holmes by the Lions because Matt Millen can't help himself

Seriously... if AJ Hawk's still on the board, Millen takes him... I mean it, really... no, really...
10. Vince Young by the Vikings (trade from the Cards)

My worst nightmare, except that the Vikings manage to turn every really promising prospect into a bust so the rest of the Norris division can rest easy...