On a side note of banjos...I always thought they were the perfect instrument for self defense. Think about it, walking down a dark lone alleyway, strumming you banjo Deliverance style, no ones gonna fvck with you for fear of rape and by chance some one doesnt know the song enough to fear it and comes close enough, you are holding a 15 lbs mallet, bash the dude over the head. I think it might hold its own in a Zombie Apocalypse as well.
Ummm, I don't think they weigh all that much, do they? And, that's a pretty spindly neck to use as a warhammer handle.
I'd rather be playing a kazoo, and carrying an actual warhammer.
I pooped my pants, mommy.