I've only been to Chicago once when I was like in 7th grade and my mom gave me these jeans one night and I told her they felt really tight and she said it just got dried to hard then.
We walked like all over, eat a big pizza Chicago style. Then I'm like ohhhh my balls. Turned out mom had given me her jeans and I was in a hurry to get dressed. I was so embarrassed I had to hold both parents hands and like skip walk like a war casualty for like a mile before they broke down and hailed a cab to bring my crushes balls back to the room to decompress.
Cool story bro.
Your new nickname is Mom Jeans, btw.
