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Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread, Part 90: Maxed Out

Poisoned hot dog. I'm just kidding!








(poisoned hot dog.)

¡Salchicha de Muerto!

Listen... if you guys are not meeting women this way, then you are doing it wrong.... :laugh:

It's foward, it's teasing, and has strong imagery, how could it not work?

4th of Julys coming better stock up, and don't be cheap, get the Hebrew National. Keep it kosher and stick in one meat at a time, don't throw the whole farm in the buns at once.

I guess mke got hit hard too no twisters though. Didn't even notice it because I sleep in the basement.

It's busy putting the lotion on it's skin?
 
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Eh, if the dog has poor social skills there's not a whole lot you can do when you're not the dog's owner. I'm personally not a very big fan of small dogs, I find them yippie and annoying, as much as I love all animals. Maybe try giving it treats every time you see it outside and it might warm up to you and stop barking so much. Then again, maybe not, cause small dogs don't like to stfu. Peanut butter, cheese, green beans, baby carrots, apple slices, bananas, chicken, watermelon... all these things are human foods that a lot of dogs enjoy.
I recommend chocolate, the darker the better.
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Eh, if the dog has poor social skills there's not a whole lot you can do when you're not the dog's owner. I'm personally not a very big fan of small dogs, I find them yippie and annoying, as much as I love all animals. Maybe try giving it treats every time you see it outside and it might warm up to you and stop barking so much. Then again, maybe not, cause small dogs don't like to stfu. Peanut butter, cheese, green beans, baby carrots, apple slices, bananas, chicken, watermelon... all these things are human foods that a lot of dogs enjoy.

My friends dog we have a hard time feeding many pure veggies. He's picky and switches moods every few hours. Wouldn't touch a potato until he'd eaten chicken bones, then wouldn't eat more chicken scraps until he had his potato. He's fed by hand mostly/fork. But he'll eat canned tuna or dry cat food himself.
 
Does that always work?

I had a friend in HS whose chihuahua ate a lot of chocolate, and apparently had several times eaten blow and various forms of trees when people got careless.
Some dogs are more sensitive to cocoa than others but it's generally bad for them.
I wouldn't let a dog I liked have any chocolate, but that's just me.
My dog Esav loved carrots, greens, bananas and corn.
No real point in feeding a dog carbs like grains, potatoes or rice.
Nearly all dog food allergies are grain related
 
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How much does it cost to own a dog? Vetting, food, not getting to leave town ever. Idk

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  1. Vet bills: $120/year ($10/month) Our annual expense runs a little higher than the national average. According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, the average annual cost for a large dog is around$900.

    What about the ball slicing, and worms and meds, and shots?
 
How much does it cost to own a dog? Vetting, food, not getting to leave town ever. Idk

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  1. Vet bills: $120/year ($10/month) Our annual expense runs a little higher than the national average. According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, the average annual cost for a large dog is around$900.

    What about the ball slicing, and worms and meds, and shots?
If you get an adult from the pound, all you're looking at is yearly shots. At most, a couple of hundy a year. good food, about 30 a month.

I'd get a smaller dog, like a maniacal Jack Russell terrier.
 
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There are some weird foods that dogs can't eat, like grapes and avocados: http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/virtual-pet-behaviorist/dog-behavior/foods-are-hazardous-dogs

Chocolate is generally pretty bad for dogs. But it's just like poison. If you have a 150 lbs dog and he eats a hershey's kiss, he's not going to even blink. If you have a yorkie eat all your easter candy, then you're going to have problems.
Knew about the Coco issues. But Grapes now too... Have to inform the clan no more grapes for the Akita.