Well, if it was a euphemism, it would have been more along the lines of "my wife is stepping over that anthill in my back yard as I type." Lol. No, she's actually quite the trekker, and has hiked Machu Pichu (well, the hill next to it, I guess), trekked in the Himalayas with me, done tons of trips in the U.S., and wants to do more. I don't know if you can trek Mt. Fuji, but one of our future vacations will be to Japan, so I can attend a few days of the summer basho (sumo tournament). We're also going to go to see the World Nomad Games in the near future....is that a euphemism?
I have barely played lately, just a few minutes a week mostly rehashing my old standbys. Instead, I've been catching up on my reading and am feeling quite accomplished. Finished an anthology of Anglo-Saxon lit the other day, and have now begun Canterbury Tales. Much like my musical tastes, my literary tastes are far from normal. (Because most people don't read this stuff for fun.)
I read the Canterbury Tales in college as part of my degree, and quite liked them. Very funny and ribald.