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Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread, Part 90: Maxed Out

Oh dude! What about a horror movie about the Holy Spirit? Feeding on souls. The trailer would show a child saying prayers before bed. And everyone they pray for, becomes prey. Bless grandma, and cut scene showing grandma putting her face into a food processor. And she's all trying to stop it, like, no, no, no, bwarararararararararrerrrrrrrrrrrrrr, aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

What do y'all think? Too dogmatic?
You could also go a bit more Final Destination with it.
Grandma pierces her eyeballs falling on her knitting needles or something.
Have the holy spirit doing rails of her blood.

Or do you want Jesus killing people?
 
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Interview yesterday led to an interview with a Fortune 500 companies local office say I'll hear back Tuesday.

It's an interesting job that I didn't apply for, I'd totally do it even though base pay isn't phenom. Though I found a connection with another company that pays much better for a job that's way more fun. That said everyone I've told about that potential job has scowled at me, as I'd be working for a company that shills something that sounds similar to vinegarettes, and other bold and full flavor "dressings".
 
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Oh dude! What about a horror movie about the Holy Spirit? Feeding on souls. The trailer would show a child saying prayers before bed. And everyone they pray for, becomes prey. Bless grandma, and cut scene showing grandma putting her face into a food processor. And she's all trying to stop it, like, no, no, no, bwarararararararararrerrrrrrrrrrrrrr, aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

What do y'all think? Too dogmatic?

Nah, that's doggone good!
 
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Stoner/Doom Bassists thread part 90: I think everyone owns or has owned a Rick now
Not yet but I want a Ric someday.

Not really interested in a Dually except maybe to ad some sub lows to my Peavey rig.

Morning fellows.
Daughter goes to preschool orientation today. Maybe I should feel something but it's kind of blah... Probably first day at preschool will give me the stereotypical "parenting jitters." At least it's not like high school or something then I could feel old legitimately.
My daughter started pre K August 11th. Pretty proud of her marching off to class happy as hell while other children were having breakdowns all around her. Daddy's girl right there!

I'd be working for a company that shills something that sounds similar to vinegarettes, and other bold and full flavor "dressings".
Maybe you can whip up some creamy American for them...

I'm 6' 1" and thin but screw having a character... I'm Dungeon Master. Shower me with gifts and praise or you're all DOOMED Mwah ha ha! Oh hell you're all doomed by choice. Never mind.

All those food pics look AMAZING! You guys are absolutely killing me. I CAN'T TASTE FOOD!!!! ARGH!!!!! 29 more days of meds than about two weeks for my taste to return. Everything tastes like ass. Even beer tastes like its flat and has baking soda in it. Water too. This is truly horrifying.
 
All those food pics look AMAZING! You guys are absolutely killing me. I CAN'T TASTE FOOD!!!! ARGH!!!!! 29 more days of meds than about two weeks for my taste to return. Everything tastes like ass. Even beer tastes like its flat and has baking soda in it. Water too. This is truly horrifying.

You should bet cash money on eating terrible things, or is fear factor still a show?
 
I think if I couldn't taste anything for a couple of months I'd eat nothing but beets until my skin changed colour. Then switch to some other funny coloured vegetable.
Would be a fun way to **** with people.

Also an excellent time to flush your colon then gorge on corn and see how fast you digest stuff... Science!?

As a baby I only ate carrots for a long time and turned orange.