You.....You talked your wife out of buying a purse??!!Dang it! Now you've gone and ruined it for me, I'll never be able to look at those basses again without that mental image popping into my head.
I unwittingly did that to my wife one time. She was all set on this (very expensive non knock off) Louis Vuitton purse. We went down to Rodeo Drive to check it out and the first thing I said (which was a sincere and honest opinion that just popped out of my mouth before I could engage my brain) - "it looks like a bowling ball bag". That was it, she was dumbfounded and just stood there looking at it and thinking OMG he's right. Needless to say, she didn't buy it. So I took her over to Tiffanys and bought her some nice jewelry instead (she came out ahead and was still talking to me afterwards). Disaster averted.
The Force is strong in you! "These aren't the purses you are looking for" How did you achieve this superpower? I must know!!!!