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Typical Talkbass...

There are TONS of dudes on this forum that will tell you that you own garbage if it isn't a real Vintage Fender, Gibson, or Rickenbacker. They're tools, get over it.

Okay; you are presenting a valid point and there is a high representation of those people on TB. But a bass made in 1994 now counts as vintage, which sort of devalues the term. I've never used pedals and almost never visit the effects forum, and I'm largely indifferent to the opinions of others regarding vintage. Either I like the instrument or I don't. And if I do, I'm willing to go to considerable trouble to make it gig-able.
 
lazy/argumentative/incompetent engineers don't want to learn to mix anything but a P bass.
typical talkbass: P bass is the only bass for recording. With flats.

most of the 'wilder' designs, colours, patterns, etc in our relatively brief history of amplified instruments happened on guitars, commonly leaving the 'milder' visuals to the bass.
typical talkbass: tort is a religion.

many recordings exist of Jaco Pastorius with a variety of gear.
typical talkbass: 'that Jaco tone'.

Carol Kaye played on several Stevie Wonder, Four Tops, & Supremes songs.
typical talkbass: Jamerson Jamerson Jamerson Jamerson Jamerson.

Electrical engineering is complicated unless you are an electrical engineer, and even then it can still be complicated.
typical talkbass: 'my guitarist says...'

Legitimate question is asked.
typical talkbass: I provide a smartass non answer.
 
Typical TalkBass...

Exhibit A: An amp question is asked and one of the best current amp designers and techs immediately answers with fantastic information.

Exhibit B: Someone asks "Help me understand why you like <insert controversial item here>" and is immediately called a troll and belittled by the fans of the item.

Happy barfday late Joe!
 
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But a bass made in 1994 now counts as vintage, which sort of devalues the term.
I disagree. The definition of a vintage instrument is "expensive enough so you can bragg about buying and playing one". This is just before said instrument becomes too expensive to afford it and it becomes a "ridiculously expensive collectible". Your 1994 bass is still just an old bass made in a modern time where quality was vastly inferior to current vintage instrument. Of course, as the "collectible" status progression will make the nowadays vintage unaffordable collectibles, your 1994 melon will become vintage. But by then it will become a super instrument because time will have sorted out the good from the bad. (any resemblance to 70s Fender is not fortuitous, see Interview: Fender Visionary Dan Smith on How to Turn Around a Faltering Guitar Brand | Bacon's Archive).
 
If this is a "typical TalkBass" thread, by page three or so we'll be talking about traffic in Bangladesh or why it's so hard to find a good pastrami on rye in Boise.

And a guy who eats lots of sandwiches in Boise or drives a cab in Bangladesh will be pretty pissed off.

:D

Seriously, we have our moments. But, all in all, I think we get a long pretty well and look out for each other. Bickering about dumb stuff is part of our collective charm.
Ok, just avoid threads where Fenders and Sadowskys are even slightly compared or put in competition to cut 90% of the site’s negativity
 
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Could be good or bad.

Bad:
80 pages of misinformed answers to a theory question.
Making fun of grammar, punctuation, and syntax mistakes.
Making fun of replies to old threads.
Replying with carrots, Fire the drummer, or best _____ for metal.

Good:
10 pages of support for a dad trying to help his son buy his first amp.
Best resource for collective bass wisdom on the planet.
+1000 on 80 pages of misinformed answers to a theory ... could say misinformed answers to a personal and subjective opinion as well
 
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Atleast bass players doesnt have the Fender vs Gibson war like guitarrists.
... I feel that discussions amongst Gibsonists and Fenderists on guitars have got more grounds than those between Sadowskyans and Fenderians as Gibson guitars are generally of different design with respect to Fender’s ones, whereas each party wants to prove that the particular design it prefers is able to perform adequately in all circumstances, even those which are traditionally associated with the use of guitars liked by the opposite party ...
 
There are TONS of dudes on this forum that will tell you that you own garbage if it isn't a real Vintage Fender, Gibson, or Rickenbacker. They're tools, get over it.
I don’t know, mostly Ive only seen people say, “play what works best and sounds best for you.”
...with the noted exception to things that are obvious knock-offs and infringements of intellectual property, but thats an understandable position even if you don’t share it.
 
+1000 on 80 pages of misinformed answers to a theory ... could say misinformed answers to a personal and subjective opinion as well

well (if this is not what you mean) music theory should be called "western music philosophy (or language)". "Theory" implies it is scientifically proven as in a scientific theory. While there is a lot of science in music theory, almost every philosophy and even fiction has scientific/historical facts in it. But often what people argue about is the philosophy part, and not the science part. And within western theory, there are endless sub-philosophies as well, which spawn controversial topics.

For instance IMO functional harmony is overrated and overused (especially complex harmony), even though it is a basic tenet of western theory. IMO the best music is written with melody and rhythm as the base, and harmony should be an afterthought if used at all. But people strongly disagree and so much music is written around chord changes. yes, all completely subjective, but it is surprising how emotional people get with such topics. And then the "you are presenting your opinion as fact" and other strawman and empty argument nonsense comes, when people don't like your subjective opinions but have no other way of attacking you.