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Unwatchable movies
- Thread starter BassyBill
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If you want a real trial of a film to watch, try Satyricon by Fellini.
Wow.
I coined a phrase my wife and I use sometimes:
You know that when the hermaphrodidic albino demi-god dies, it's time to leave.
Wow.
I coined a phrase my wife and I use sometimes:
You know that when the hermaphrodidic albino demi-god dies, it's time to leave.
I love that movie, and though I often forget about it, it has to be somewhere in my top 100 movies.
My hate of Leo stems from an older sister that tormented me with her love of Titanic, to where I hated every single bit and piece of that movie with intense burning passion. She literally saw it in theaters 30+ times, no exaggeration, and once it came out on video it was played at least once a week on the only cable equipped tv in the house. I'm sure you can understand that that is WWWAAAYYY too much Titanic for a 10 year old boy. And that godawful Celine Dion song she used to play on repeat all day (when she wasn't watching the movie)....
The thought of it makes me want to take a nailgun to my eardrums.
And because he was the root cause of her psychotic obsession, all that anger lay on his shoulders, though admittedly unfairly placed.
Anyone say Batman and Robin? I get to the part where he whips out the Bat-Credit Card and then I'm done.
Yo Matt and Strat,
You both are "my era" kind of TB dudes. Don't be duke-ing it out over this because it's not worth it.
<3 jmatt
You both are "my era" kind of TB dudes. Don't be duke-ing it out over this because it's not worth it.
<3 jmatt
I liked "Big Fish" so much I bought the DVD.
The "low humor" genre is a mixed bag for me.
Couldn't sit through "Zoolander", but I like Ben Stiller. "Mystery Men" is a favorite.
I actually made it through "Blades of Glory", but felt shame for laughing with it. Same with "Anchorman" and "Me Myself and Irene". I actually watched all of "Baseketball", though I'm not sure why.
He isn't on *my* Ignore List even if he overreacted... just sayin'.
The only funny parts of the Zoolander movie for me were the intro (especially Owen's) and the whole hypnotic bit with Will Ferrel dressed as a girl.
I actually liked Blades Of Glory and *love* Anchorman. Me, Myself, & Irene wasn't funny at all to me, but Basketball made me laugh 'til I cried.
Other faves of mine are ;
- Loaded Weapon 1 (don't confuse it with *Lethal* Weapon)
- Top Secret
- The Benchwarmers
- Wedding Crashers
- Dodgeball
- There's Something About Mary
- Beerfest
Pinocchio (Roberto Benigi.) The overdubs made my head explode. Death to the Supermodels was the absolute worst ever. Jamie Lee Pressley trying not to sound like Jamie Lee Pressley was awful.
Anything with Will Ferrell. All my friends love his movies and continiously quote lines from Anchorman and Talledega Nights just to piss me off! Aargh
Other notable mentions go to :
Tropic Thunder
Little Nicky
Legally Blonde
Coyote Ugly
Kung Pow
Twilight
Meet the spartans
Scary movie
Slightly off topic. Tv series that I cannot stand and would rather have a root canal procedure done.
Friends
Seinfeld
Other notable mentions go to :
Tropic Thunder
Little Nicky
Legally Blonde
Coyote Ugly
Kung Pow
Twilight
Meet the spartans
Scary movie
Slightly off topic. Tv series that I cannot stand and would rather have a root canal procedure done.
Friends
Seinfeld
