What does your bass say about you?

[Prafeston]

My bass says I am highly intelligent, dangerously charming, witty, totally in control of my environment and an amazing lover.

Yes, but what does/do your girlfriend/wife/women say about you?

 

[pineapplerobot]

The list cracked me up! It's either "I got a P bass because I didn't know what to get" or "I got something other than a P bass because they didn't have any more P basses."

 

[hsech]

I have a P Bass, a Jazz, a Carvin 6 String, Carvin 4 String, Carvin Fretless and a Gibson SG Short Scale. I think that just says I'm confused.

 

[cnltb]

But my P bass isn't a Fender!

Neither is mine .

 

[Bruce Johnson]

Ampeg Scroll Bass: "I found this in an egg in a crashed alien spaceship. Isn't it cute?"

 

[Groove Doctor]

'What happens at the gig stays at the gig'.

 

[HunterBurgan4Me]

Jazz active V

Chameleon Bass and I like twiddling knobs.

Also i hate playing P basses.

 

[Stormer]

Your bass told me you like to touch yourself.

 

[JimmyM]

Your bass told me you like to touch yourself.

Wow, you say that like it's a bad thing...

 

[Al Florenzo]

made me smirk.

 

[chadds]

Your bass is a spoiled little trust fund baby. I hate pompous little rich basses. It needs a good slamming into an amp and left in the shed overnight, or maybe a week on the road with Green Day.

LOL!!!

 

[Ric5]

My bass says ... EFDGGABC ... etc ....

it only knows 12 notes

 

[mystic38]

Squier Jaguar Bass : I bought this VM Jazz before i went to the opticians.

 

[SirMjac28]

My Line 6 Variax speaks twenty-four different languages and none of them are English so I have no idea what she's saying

 

[mystic38]

are you sure its a she?.....lol

My Line 6 Variax speaks twenty-four different languages and none of them are English so I have no idea what she's saying

 

[SirMjac28]

are you sure its a she?.....lol

I named her after my ex-wife I'm positive

 

[45acp]

I named her after my ex-wife I'm positive

I would take the rear cover off and look... you know... just to be sure

 

[Clef_de_fa]

Yeah, but this is Talkbass. Everyone here owns at least one!

Nope ... I don't have one, never have never will. I'm a 6 strings bass player and the description doesn't really fit for me. I use floating thumb so yeah.

Also this topic shouldn't be in the humor section ?

 

[speak2planets]

I don't know what its saying about me behind my back, but it better quit or I'm gonna have to slap it!! (Get It??)

 

[bcgd]

Mine say: hey bozzo, stop looking at eBay and give me some attention!

Davo

Exactly!

My Dillion says "He's really trying."