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My personal fave was “Whut kinda Skinn-erd y’all got fer us t’night?”"Can y'all do Freebird?"
I see this both from students and teachers. Obviously, everyone wants to have a frictionless experience, but the reality is that learning any instrument is going to take a lot of hours, repetition, and sweat. Any teacher who promises shortcuts should be avoided. There's no replacement for simply doing the thing (correctly) over and over until it's second nature.Not so much at gigs or on forums but just in general the thing that bugs me the most are people asking for shortcuts. For example people learning to play looking for a shortcut because they don’t want to put in the time with their instrument. But it’s even more annoying to me because as a musician who’s always checking out gear demos on YouTube I get suggested a lot of ads that are exactly that. People trying to sell shortcuts to beginner players. And sure I get that shortcuts might fool some people but for me, anyone who tries to learn that way it just ends up where everything they play sounds the same.
It all goes back to their live album and "What song is it you wanna hear?"I never understood the whole Freebird thing, I mean, I love Skynyrd, I’ve been to a lot of the old hangouts in Jacksonville, been to most of their graves, even Leonard Skinners, but I just never got the obsession with freebird.
I have a kilt joke but it may land me in the TB penalty box.Not strictly bass-related, but since I always wear a kilt, it has to be: «Do you wear underwear?»
And a great album it is!It all goes back to their live album and "What song is it you wanna hear?"
Can you tell us in ASL? Pleeeease!I have a kilt joke but it may land me in the TB penalty box.
I’m going to give you the same answer as everyone else: «I’ll leave that to your imagination».Well?
You rang the bell, you can't un-ring it. Don't leave us in suspense.
Discretion definitely advised.I have a kilt joke but it may land me in the TB penalty box.

My personal fave was “Whut kinda Skinn-erd y’all got fer us t’night?”
We had Hendrix, Santana, lots of blues and rock, even a punked up Johnny Cash meets The Clash medley, but no Skynyrd. On our third break, we worked out a reggiefied Sweet Home Alabama to open the last set. The crowd went able sugar.![]()
The answer should probably be no, then.Are you married?
Burns my ass to say "yeah" every time!![]()