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No doubt. If I could find one that is all original, has plenty of photos for verification & is strung with LaBella flatwounds, I’m in!!I'm changing my answer again.
! think you should look for a '69 P-Bass. Maybe you can find a lightweight one with low action and a nice faded sunburst.
- Steve
What wood is the shed made from? It's all about the tonewood.That’s good advice. Now… which woodshed should I buy?
Ah ... the answer. A bass where the volume knob goes up to 11.The loudest one. That's the one to buy.
edit: ok, maybe that was a nigel tufnel moment
Go to the next store. Repeat until you run out of stores. Then one of them will give you a bass just to go away.Go to the store.
Play every bass they have.
I don’t know man. Not sure how anyone makes a big decision like buying a bass without the input of strangers online who have never heard them play.
Yeah. It's fun... til it isn't.To bad you didn't post this in the Bass Humor forum.
- Steve

I have thousands of dollars to purchase a bass. So, I’m here to ask complete strangers who have never met me or heard me play, how should I make this large financial decision?
Rest assured, with every suggestion you give, I will push back and explain why your suggestion just doesn’t work for me.
But yeah… all replies are welcome.![]()
I know. I'm the guy selling them!Scroll down the bass guitars for sale here.
There is a hell of alot more " big money " used basses for sale right ?
If it's not about asking strangers which bass I should buy, then why do so many people on TB do it? It takes a village to buy a bass. I never would have known the beauty of burst & tort had it not been for the unsolicited advice of the TB masses. Not to mention just how great carrots are in a poll. We are the world... so let's start livin'!Do you buy shoes or clothes before asking the opinions of others? A bass has to fit you, how you play and what kind of sound you want. Only YOU can determine that. Look at all the people who told you to get a P bass — I played one for nearly 10 years before coming to my senses that it didn’t feel good and didn’t have the sonic flexibility I wanted. Avoiding Fender basses improved my playing and my sound - there’s nothing necessarily bad about them, but they aren’t for me. You have to figure out what’s best for you
If it's not about asking strangers which bass I should buy, then why do so many people on TB do it? It takes a village to buy a bass. I never would have known the beauty of burst & tort had it not been for the unsolicited advice of the TB masses. Not to mention just how great carrots are in a poll. We are the world... so let's start livin'!
Exactly. The entire point of this smart-alec, sarcastic thread.I don’t know why people ask about instrument choices on TB. Have I ever read posts about gear I was interested in? Yes — but I would never ask anyone to pick out stuff for me for all the reasons I gave you. No one knows my tastes and what feels and sounds right to me except me. It’s also my money!
What are the best carrots for ...If it's not about asking strangers which bass I should buy, then why do so many people on TB do it? It takes a village to buy a bass. I never would have known the beauty of burst & tort had it not been for the unsolicited advice of the TB masses. Not to mention just how great carrots are in a poll. We are the world... so let's start livin'!
I don’t know why people ask about instrument choices on TB...
Because if you ask "Do you prefer to play 'On Green Dolphin Street' A-section Bossa and B-section swing, or whole song swing, and why is it commonly variable on GDS but not on 'Song for my Father' where nobody swings the whole song but rather always does A-section Bossa and B-section swing??... ...you're unlikely to spark much of a thread.