Great example. Even more ridiculous than the fake holes are the fake crotch creases!
Yeah but I have to admit that it wasn't the fake crotch creases that got my attention when I looked at that area. Fake destruction or not she wears them well.
Fender Time Machine Models have been sold as "relic's", NOS and "closet classics". They all play and sound very well and they should considering the amount of hand work and quality parts that go into them. I don't imagine a "relic" plays or sounds any different than a "NOS" or "closet classic" of the same model.
I don't own a "relic" bass but I have owned some naturally "road worn" Fender Basses over the years. Some of those were great basses and some weren't all that good. My Squier is as good as the best of them. I have no idea what Fender may do to make a "relic" or a "roadworn" feel or sound better other than a higher quality build and maybe it's nothing more than the psychological feeling that goes along with playing something you really love that makes some players feel they're better somehow.
If it makes you a better player well then God Bless your choice of instruments.
I don't believe being a "poser" is the issue with the majority of Time Machine or Road Worn buyers. I have a CS 51 Nocaster that's a "closet classic" and it certainly wasn't sitting under my bed in it's case for 60 plus years and played sparingly. I didn't buy it to look cool I bought it because I got a hellacious deal on it that no one would have passed up.
I love the way it looks, sounds and the way it plays. It's by far the best guitar I own and I don't feel like a poser playing it even when there were times when there were those who actually thought it was the real thing.

As if I'd be playing a $100,000 guitar in a rock club in Denver.
I don't think the crowd even thinks much about what you play much less gives a rip whether it's new, old "reliced" or self "reliced". They're there to be entertained not judge the gear.
So this is all about what other musicians think about what you play and it's ridiculous to criticize a man's choice of instruments. His playing maybe but what the **** does his choice of instrument have to do with anything? You're a fellow musician. Is he doing his job or isn't he? Maybe the musicians in the crowd should join the crowd and just let themselves be entertained, or not if the band sucks, but the hell with the way the bass looks. How does it sound in the hands of the guy who's playing it. That's all that really counts. JMHO