Just quit...... They will absolutely kill you dead. How cigarettes remain legal as a testament to the mockery that is modern governments.
{Mockery? Explain... if you will.}
How about cars? I want cars banned. They bother my smoking.
Oh, and microwaves. They destroy the vitamins in food.
And cruise ships. They're floating petri dishes.
Kill off the children. They spread mumbs, measles & chicken pox.

