Great... NOW we're going to have arguments over DEFCON 5 being the LOWEST threat level...I explained back in post #93 that it was a joke. Can we come down from DEFCON 5 please?
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Great... NOW we're going to have arguments over DEFCON 5 being the LOWEST threat level...I explained back in post #93 that it was a joke. Can we come down from DEFCON 5 please?
My bad.I explained back in post #93 that it was a joke. Can we come down from DEFCON 5 please?
Well, no. You can buy a gram of weed (but what's the point) then it goes to a quarter, a half or an ounce (in Australia anyway)Grams, actually
CONDITION BEIGE - CONDITION BEIGEGreat... NOW we're going to have arguments over DEFCON 5 being the LOWEST threat level...
Great... NOW we're going to have arguments over DEFCON 5 being the LOWEST threat level...
Note how the surly bassist in the second example not only used the new, less politically correct answer, but also had the blatant audacity to be referred to as "Eb", undoubtedly for his habit of down tuning one half step.

Exit question: As American-style football appears to be making inroads in other countries, what name will it be given by its adoptive homes?
In Australia there are four main football codes - Aussie Rules, Rugby League, Rugby Union and Soccer. They are all called football by their various followers. Just like you, the game I grew up with - Aussie Rules - is football in my world. It will always be.
Your game is also played here on a smaller scale. I think most people here call it Gridiron.
Yeah. But it's like watching paint dry.
Wait...let me add to that. When a soccer player runs by another soccer player and misses him by a foot (or whatever it would be called in the "good" countries of the world) and the soccer player falls to the ground and writhes in pain for 5 minutes...THAT'S pretty entertaining.
Please allow me to explain the situation in simple terms....
> We (USA) have a long standing, and very popular sport that we call "football". We love our "football" sport and spend billions of "dollars" annually watching and playing our fun sport.
> Over the last few decades, we've (USA) become interested in the sport that the rest of the world calls "football". Even though it's more popular with girls than boys here for obvious reasons, we still have to call it something other than "football"...(stay with me now)...because we (USA) already have a sport that we call "football". With that, we decided to use the 200 year old British term "soccer" in deference to the origins of the game, and to differentiate between the two sports.
You see, we (USA) didn't make up the term "soccer", the Brits did centuries ago. It was derived from the official British name for the sport..."associated football". Blame them, not us okay? In future, please direct all derision and scorn to them. The Brits. Clear?
Exit question: As American-style football appears to be making inroads in other countries, what name will it be given by its adoptive homes?
As a bicyclist, I've had to deal with Whitworth -- it's the thread standard used on old 3-speed gear hubs. Fortunately, there are "close enough" SAE and metric wrenches, and replacement parts are still available. There are also some really weird standards, such as screw threads with metric diameters and imperial thread pitch, probably due to not wanting to set up a lathe for metric threading.Can anybody explain the logic behind the British Whitworth system? It has baffled me since I first started twisting wrenches in the '60s.
The Name Football for the American game is a bit misleading, They play 2 hours and kick the ball about 4 times in the game. At least in Soccer (Football) they actually Kick it.Football is a real man's game that leaves men battered and crippled for life. Soccer is what suburbanites take their not-particularly-athletic kids to play on the weekend. See the difference?
The Name Football for the American game is a bit misleading, They play 2 hours and kick the ball about 4 times in the game. At least in Soccer (Football) they actually Kick it.
And at the end of 60 minutes you have a score of 1-0.
How exciting.![]()