ZOMG! We NEED a New Vegetable!!!

[Reedt2000]

Totally rhubarb, as a lover of the funk I gots to go with a veggie that looks like celery and tastes like strawberry. Whats funkier than that?

 

[Nev375]

Though not exactly a vegetable, I thought we agreed oatmeal was acceptable for talkbass polls.

 

[Cowboy in Latvia]

Why can't I vote for 2 options? The best for me is mountain dew+doritos or carrots (and my feet smell great by the way...except for that stuff I pull out from under my big toenail).

 

[Cowboy in Latvia]

BTW are tort or p-bass vegetables?

 

[Nashrakh]

Sauerkraut anyone?

 

[Thumpin6string]

I vote for Pork!

 

[Chili Bo Billy]

Eggplant

 

[Odonian]

 

[avvie]

This poll shows no love for root vegetables. How about a nice parsnip, or rutabaga?

Daikon uber alles

 

[avvie]

Brussel sprouts

Most underrated vegetable by far....

You and I will never be friends.

 

[Grumry]

Someone, anyone, please, explain "carrots" to me.

 

[el_Bajo_Verde]

Rutabaga is just so funny to say. Therefore it gets my vote!

 

[Oddly]

I'll take rhubarb, but I'd like it in a pie.

Me too.
With ice-cream, please.

I admit I didn't know rhubarb was even a vegetable, but it's got my vote.

We don't have rutabagas in Ireland.
I was quite shocked to learn they are a result of cross-breeding cabbages and turnips.
I can't imagine the sort of sick twisted mind that thought that'd be a good idea...

 

[hondo4life]

If not carrots, then I will accept parsnips with a side of orange Krylon.

 

[Nev375]

Someone, anyone, please, explain "carrots" to me.

First rule of carrots. No one explains carrots.

 

[TheSlug]

Like how you ask a community that praises PBasses with flats to change something.

 

[Clark Dark]

Brussels Sprouts

 

[ONYX]

Someone, anyone, please, explain "carrots" to me.

noun
noun: carrot; plural noun: carrots

1. 1.
   a tapering orange-colored root eaten as a vegetable.
2. 2.
   the cultivated feathery-leaved plant of the parsley family that yields this vegetable.

 

[Ethan117]

I'd like to write-in vote for beets. The pun potential makes me shiver....

 

[rtslinger]

What's wrong with the good old carrot