Uh, no, definitely not me. 5'5" tops. Short, muscular (170 lbs.), bald, beard. The only six pack is in my belly, not the belly itself; not obese but not chiseled either. IQ? Above average (124-126 can't remember exactly) but not genius. Eclectic taste in music. Extroverted introvert. Have a slight reputation for not getting along with guitarists. I can be the moderator or right in the thick of the fight.