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Craigslist never ceases to amaze me

#102
TjMetalhead said:
So about 3-4 weeks ago I caused a big uproar on the forums when I posted about set-list conflicts with this band I was auditioning for (there really wasn't a band yet, just a singer looking for people). It was pretty split 50-50 with consensus on that particular subject. Anyways, every so often I like to check out what's going on in the musician section on craigslist and lo-and-behold that guy I turned down is still looking for people and my god I really did dodge a bullet. [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
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Ahhh......the craigslist crazies. That's what I call 'em. I recall years ago posting an ad on CL seeking musicians to form an Eagles tribute band. I didn't care how they looked. I only cared about their skill and talent. The dudes who auditioned were laughable. Total under-evolved neanderthals. It's astounding that they had developed sufficient motor skills to walk in an upright position. One guy wanted me to learn a song he just got through writing about penguins. (My wife and I still laugh to this day about that guy!) It made me realize that CL is infested with the "craigslist crazies" of the world! :confused:
 
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#103
The ad won't last forever but this thread will, so I quote:


"SEEKING DRUMMER Not From New Mexico for 80's - Styled Rock Cover Gig (Albuquerque)

Basically requesting the impossible here, but searching for any drummers with backing vocal ability, live gigging experience, ability to play to a click and a cool look who recently moved to Albuquerque or are moving here soon.

NOTE: The photos with the captions are who we are currently NOT considering. See below.

The gig: An organized, rock tribute-style show. Some 60's some 70's, mostly 80's and some 90's hard rock covers. Bands like Def Leppard, Deep Purple, Priest, Ratt, Black Sabbath, Whitesnake, Ozzy, Motley, Van Halen, Dio, Zepplin, Kiss, Rush, basically all the best bands across a 30-year era. No touring, no need to quit your day job and you can still play in another band if you have one.

Other: The drum kit is provided and goes with the show, you can use your own cymbals, pedals and throne. You can set the kit up however you like and your monitor mix as well. The set list is already done, full professional PA, lights, etc.
This is not the usual Albuquerque-level lounge cover band, that's why we are seeking drummers from larger markets who hopefully understand what a tribute-type band is and perhaps even have played in one. Dependability and professionalism is a must.

If interested please FOLLOW these instructions and reply with:
1. A current, clear photo of yourself or social media account with a recent, clear photo of yourself.
2. Your backing vocal ability.
3. Your live playing experience and if you're capable with playing to a click.
4. Your musical influences.

If we think you're a good fit for what we're looking for then you'll hear back. If not, then best wishes.

Who we are NOT considering (photos attached)

THE "GUYS WHO PLAY GIGS IN THEIR WALMART COUCH POTATO CLOTHES"
- The guys who think doing weekend yard work and playing are the same thing. Also guys who think playing 'Mustang Sally' is really shaking a leg a little too much.

"THE EGOMANIAC"
- Every band in every town has this problem and it's not happening in this project.

THE CAREER CRIMINAL
- Had plenty of these reply. Always proud of their continuing career in state correctional facilities, the first to ask where the band equipment is and repeatedly likes to mention that he busted open his last bandmate's skull just for asking him to be on time to practice. Always wants to bring his cousin or his homies to practice with him so that they know the way to where all the gear is.

THE SHAVED HEAD & GOATEE CLONE
- Every bald guy wants to be "the danger", but let's face it bald dudes, you ain't Heisenberg just because you grow a bird's nest on your face. Maybe a badass wig would at least get you some points for originality.

THE OVER-SIZED SPORTS JERSEY GUY
- Yup, yet another played out, stereotypical, lazy slob look. Sort of like the sandals with socks pulled up to the knees. And the camo shorts -- just stop it already.

THE STEVEN SEGAL / PONYTAIL OF SHAME GUY
- Got the baggy jeans, the weekend couch potato shirt and the hair that once it's pulled back into a tail and glued down, it ain't comin' out for no gig. It says, "I'm a rocker, just not when I'm rockin'".

THE "TRYING TO HIDE MY FAT NECK WITH A GOATEE" GUY
- It flat out doesn't work. But still every guy with a fat neck wears it like it's a "life preserver for his sexiness". It's girl-repellant.

THE SHAVED HEAD & GOATEE CLONE
- An epidemic so bad it has to be dealt with twice.

If you notice a continuing theme here, it's because we've heard from every time-waster hobbyist on Craigslist and are hoping to reach some new, more professional-minded guys. Might as well buy a lottery ticket today as well."
 
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#104
QORC said:
I agree the ad is a bit arrogant. listing the personality types he doesn't want really kinda soured it. if he had ended the ad before then, he'd probably get some interest. but there is rampant douchebaggery written all over this guy based on the ad
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Agreed. I don't have any issue with the guy trying to be as specific as possible regarding what the band is about, and what he's looking for (although he didn't mention the existence of any paying gigs; hmmm).
But he came off as a total (rhymes with trick) when offering pictures and descriptions of the "types" he doesn't want.
I'm sure he must be a muscular dude with matinee idol good looks and most excellent musical skills. :)
 
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#106
TjMetalhead said:
So about 3-4 weeks ago I caused a big uproar on the forums when I posted about set-list conflicts with this band I was auditioning for (there really wasn't a band yet, just a singer looking for people). It was pretty split 50-50 with consensus on that particular subject. Anyways, every so often I like to check out what's going on in the musician section on craigslist and lo-and-behold that guy I turned down is still looking for people and my god I really did dodge a bullet. [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
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What a cock womble !!! Best of luck to the wanker.
 
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#109
I have nothing but respect for that CL ad and the band manager with a clear vision and unwilling to compromise.

The bands in my neighborhood who know what they want and stick to their guns are hands down the most popular and most booked/best paid bands in town. We have cover bands like that in the Denver Metro area selling out the big clubs and theaters at $10-$20 ticket prices.

Not your thing? Move along and find something you're comfortable with, it even says so in the ad. But it's kinda pointless to criticize people with high standards. Says a lot more about the critic than the guy who ran the ad.
 
#110
TjMetalhead said:
So about 3-4 weeks ago I caused a big uproar on the forums when I posted about set-list conflicts with this band I was auditioning for (there really wasn't a band yet, just a singer looking for people). It was pretty split 50-50 with consensus on that particular subject. Anyways, every so often I like to check out what's going on in the musician section on craigslist and lo-and-behold that guy I turned down is still looking for people and my god I really did dodge a bullet. [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
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Yeah, you're better off not playing with this guy if your values are far outta whack with his. And I'm guessing they are.
 
#111
Slinger said:
My favourite part is "...who recently moved to Albuquerque or are moving here soon." He must have forgotten to add ... because if you already live in Albuquerque you will know me, or you will have been warned about me at the very least. :roflmao:
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That's why I asked if his name as "Lou". "Lou" has been posting these kinds of adds in Albuquerque for at least a decade... I knew a couple people who responded to his ads early on, but never played a gig with him.
 
#112
Tampabass said:
Agreed. I don't have any issue with the guy trying to be as specific as possible regarding what the band is about, and what he's looking for (although he didn't mention the existence of any paying gigs; hmmm).
But he came off as a total (rhymes with trick) when offering pictures and descriptions of the "types" he doesn't want.
I'm sure he must be a muscular dude with matinee idol good looks and most excellent musical skills. :)
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Thanks for feeding me...

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electracoyote said:
I have nothing but respect for that CL ad and the band manager with a clear vision and unwilling to compromise.

The bands in my neighborhood who know what they want and stick to their guns are hands down the most popular and most booked/best paid bands in town. We have cover bands like that in the Denver Metro area selling out the big clubs and theaters at $10-$20 ticket prices.

Not your thing? Move along and find something you're comfortable with, it even says so in the ad. But it's kinda pointless to criticize people with high standards. Says a lot more about the critic than the guy who ran the ad.
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In principle you're not wrong. However, Albuquerque ain't Denver. The Front Range is a completely different place. For one, we don't have big clubs and theaters like the Denver Metro has. Second, we are basically an island, with the nearest "big" towns no closer than at least 4-5hr in any direction - there's very little opportunity for growth without touring here. Third, the only genre that comes close to generating that kind of response here is latin-based music. I've considered moving North as some of my friends are there (Greg Schochet of Howland Woffard and the High Beams, Katie Glassman, Coral Creek, FY5, etc), but it's the rest of the Front Range I can't deal with (too many people!).

I just don't see this happening in ABQ, and that's because I'm active in the scene here and I've seen many of these types of bands come and go in the blink of an eye.
 
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lowfreqgeek said:
In principle you're not wrong. However, Albuquerque ain't Denver. The Front Range is a completely different place. For one, we don't have big clubs and theaters like the Denver Metro has. Second, we are basically an island, with the nearest "big" towns no closer than at least 4-5hr in any direction - there's very little opportunity for growth without touring here. Third, the only genre that comes close to generating that kind of response here is latin-based music. I've considered moving North as some of my friends are there (Greg Schochet of Howland Woffard and the High Beams, Katie Glassman, Coral Creek, FY5, etc), but it's the rest of the Front Range I can't deal with (too many people!).
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I appreciate that, good point about the market. It does make a difference, but I still respect the guy for not letting that negatively influence or impact his standards. Who knows, a few bands pop up like the one he's trying to put together, the local scene could change a bit.

And yes, Denver Front Range is off the chain crowded now. It was a really nice place to live when I moved here 24 years ago. My wife and I will be leaving in a few years, and she's a CO native. Very sad about that, it is a beautiful place, but it's just overrun.
 
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electracoyote said:
I appreciate that, good point about the market. It does make a difference, but I still respect the guy for not letting that negatively influence or impact his standards. Who knows, a few bands pop up like the one he's trying to put together, the local scene could change a bit.

And yes, Denver Front Range is off the chain crowded now. It was a really nice place to live when I moved here 24 years ago. My wife and I will be leaving in a few years, and she's a CO native. Very sad about that, it is a beautiful place, but it's just overrun.
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The hard part is that both the good and the bad of the Front Range is what it is because of the people and the money they've brought. There wouldn't be the clubs and theaters if not for the explosive growth of people. I lived in rural/mountain Colorado as a kid in the early '90s and always dreamed of going back - until I spent some time there and realized how much it had changed all over the state. New Mexico has a lot of it's own issues, but over-crowding isn't one of them.

But I digress... There's a lot to be envious of about the entire Front Range.
 
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#119
lowfreqgeek said:
But I digress... There's a lot to be envious of about the entire Front Range.
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True. And it's a case of familiarity breeds contempt.

When I first moved to Denver I was really happy, it had everything but surfing.
lowfreqgeek said:
The hard part is that both the good and the bad of the Front Range is what it is because of the people and the money they've brought. There wouldn't be the clubs and theaters if not for the explosive growth of people. I lived in rural/mountain Colorado as a kid in the early '90s and always dreamed of going back - until I spent some time there and realized how much it had changed all over the state. New Mexico has a lot of it's own issues, but over-crowding isn't one of them.

But I digress... There's a lot to be envious of about the entire Front Range.
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I believe, and history bears out, that a vibrant music scene can pop up almost anywhere and in the most unlikely places. Detroit, Atlanta, Seattle, Toronto, places that, for myriad reasons, were previously not known for being important music hubs almost overnight became major forces, and it usually had something to do with some local kook with a vision and the guts to stick to his guns.
 
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