I found a reference to this very topic in a thread from 10 years from now. Apparently, those same Peavey amps were actually the pre-curser to SkyNet. Somehow, their massive inherent awesomeness capabilities accidently linked up with an OnStar satelittle, and created the first global hive-mind of maple-exploding sonic weaponry, backed by an insatiable desire bent on the dominatation of mankind and kickass stadium rock. In the future, our salvation, and the hopes of future generations lie in the balance.
In a world gone mad, where string exploding, colon emptying, feedback drenched arena-rock rigs scour the land, seeking to dominate and destroy all traces of humanity, one man was able to fight through a fog of weed and meds and blow up his maple Ric.
That man was our salvation. That man scored all the babes.
That man was the 18er.