Crazy ex-girlfriend

[bassinplace]

 

[blastoff99]

I'll talk with her about everything tomorrow and start this process over again. I need to start thinking more rationally. Updates will follow.

Why start now?

 

[Ziltoid]

Why start now?

Because his brain is getting itchy.

 

[selassie1]

More stories please! I find these tales of woe strangely comforting as my last gf drove me to quit the dating game altogether. Too much drama for me.

 

[fmoore200]

Because his brain is getting itchy.

Better his brain than something else

More stories please! I find these tales of woe strangely comforting as my last gf drove me to quit the dating game altogether. Too much drama for me.

So mail order bride it is

 

[Ziltoid]

Better his brain than something else

I meant that brain.

 

[bkbirge]

I love this thread. Oh and this.

Awesome, I actually like her both ways but I'm partial to asians.

Here's some other perspectives...

 

[fmoore200]

I meant that brain.

Ahhh... Went right over my


head

 

[David Jayne]

Behold the power of the vagina.

Well, it's kept us around for 200,000 years or so. Will probably keep us around for at least that long again, unless a cosmic event wipes us out.

 

[MonetBass]

Awesome, I actually like HIM both ways but I'm partial to asians.

Fixed.

 

[bkbirge]

Fixed.

LOL!

 

[fmoore200]

Well, it's kept us around for 200,000 years or so. Will probably keep us around for at least that long again, unless a cosmic event wipes us out.

I think the penis was also involved in the process, if I'm not mistaken? :screwy:

 

[bkbirge]

I think the penis was also involved in the process, if I'm not mistaken? :screwy:

Apparently a lot more than I thought.

 

[David Jayne]

I think the penis was also involved in the process, if I'm not mistaken? :screwy:

Inadvertently, yes.

 

[pauliepaulie]

No pics, no crazy "current" girlfriend... actually, film your next meeting and post it on YouTube. Seriously, you really are a f****** idiot for stringing her along. Seems to me you're quite enjoying your power trip using this girl's problems to feed your ego. I actually feel sorry for her. She obviously feels that you can help her, but you're just being a selfish prick. If you were my son I'd kick your arse.

paulie

 

[Thor]

With the new turn of events, this thread now has serious Hall of Fame potential.

This thread is starting to develop some potential - it could end up being as good as the one about powderfinger's cousin's karaoke addiction.

I'll second the TB HoF nomination.

 

[fmoore200]

Inadvertently, yes.

Inadvertently? I must be doing it wrong

 

[drummer5359]

I'll be serious for a moment. (No, really, I will.)


Since you screwed up and had "make-up sex" with her, (at least in her mind) you have to try to make your next move very gentle. Dumping her after makeup sex isn't very nice on your part. The other thing is that it might unleash a level of "crazy" that you are not prepared to deal with.

Seriously, give careful thought to your next move.

 

[Passinwind]

I'll second the TB HoF nomination.

I'll put in a vote for myself, and one for Mayor Daley.

 

[Stumbo]

Just alittle bit of background information: I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 months and she goes back to spend the night with her ex the same day we broke up and claiming they were just talking as friends. Ex-girlfriend is now saying we need to get back together and trying to convince me to work things out with her.

Honestly she is starting to scare the crap out of me. Some of the things that she has offered are as follows:

1. Talking things out and getting a hotel room tomorrow night that she will pay for.

2. Saying she is going to buy me a new bass to make up for what she did.

3. Offering to have sex with me anytime I want it.

4. Offering to give me money weekly to go out with her.

Now I've dated some crazy women before but I've never had anyone offer me these types of things to try and work things out. I'm not asking for advice; I just wanted to ask what are some of the craziest things your exes have done or offered to do for things to work out?

She may be pregnant by the ex.