Crazy ex-girlfriend

[Ziltoid]

I'm so glad I haven't done more then give my number out to crazies. The worst was the dude who took a picture of me for his contacts then sent it to his mother. I brought up a movie that was coming out in two weeks, his reply: "We can do that. Before that I can come hang out in your hometown, than you can come to my family's cook out which is ten days away!" This all happened in the first meeting, before which he sent me a text saying "You should know I'm kind of shy and really horny!!!" Such a charmer...

Smooth.

 

[MarkMgibson]

The OP should start thinking with his other head; the one his shoulders.

 

[ErebusBass]

Anyone want to speculate as to how long it will take for the OPs crazy current girlfriend to transition to the OPs baby mama?

 

[MarkMgibson]

Anyone want to speculate as to how long it will take for the OPs crazy current girlfriend to transition to the OPs baby mama?

About 9 months.

 

[UncleFluffy]

About 9 months.

Or 8, and she'll hope he doesn't notice.

 

[lowfreq33]

Or 8, and she'll hope he doesn't notice.

Pretty big baby for being premature...

 

[chuck norriss]

I'm loving this thread. No personal stories to add, but this is a pretty entertaining read:

Kookoo kookoo

 

[Red_Merkin]

You could,
A - Tell her you never want to see her or talk to her again.

B-
1- Go to the motel room with her and let her talk about what she wants to talk about. Throw in some yes's and sure's. Then have wild sex all night.
2- Get up in the morning and have more sex then have her drive you to a music store and get a new bass.
3- go back and play your new bass with the strap real high so she can do her thing while you are checking out your new toy.
4- Get the money up front for the dates for at least a month.
5- Put her number in call reject and move on.

This guy knows what's up.

 

[Bloodhammer]

Good luck with that.

I haven't heard anything from her, so she's probably found somewhere else to go with her cat.

Bizarre. Fifty years ago I had a cat named Orange Moose. He was orange and big.

I have a friend who named a cat Gremlin-Head-Ass.

 

[NWB]

any sign of the OP? Has he come up for air yet?

He's down in the cellar putting the lotion in the bucket.

 

[NWB]

...she also had a horrible abusive childhood.

This just kills me.

There are too many kids that are unwanted, unloved, and abused which makes the rest of their lives extremely difficult to say the least.

 

[Ray man]

It's hard to realy listen to your gut in thease situations, the body wants what it wants.
I managed to cut off a crazy before anything happened at all, but I wanted and still want her.

But with so many people saying to run when you see that red flag, I am confident I made the right choice and saved my life.

She was an oasis in the middle of the desert yet I listened to my gut and ran.
She was a dream come true in my mind and still is.
But that drowning feeling surounds my soul when think about her.

It reminds me of Phill Collins in one of his songs when he says something like "though she will mess up your life, you want her just the same".

 

[selassie1]

It's hard to realy listen to your gut in thease situations, the body wants what it wants.
I managed to cut off a crazy before anything happened at all, but I wanted and still want her.

But with so many people saying to run when you see that red flag, I am confident I made the right choice and saved my life.

She was an oasis in the middle of the desert yet I listened to my gut and ran.
She was a dream come true in my mind and still is.
But that drowning feeling surounds my soul when think about her.

It reminds me of Phill Collins in one of his songs when he says something like "though she will mess up your life, you want her just the same".

You are a wise man. And my calypso band covered that tune you're thinking of (Easy Lover) at a clinic yesterday. Great lyrics!

 

[knarleybass]

RUN!

 

[slobake]

I had another alchoholic friend who through his wife out of the house because she started doing heroin. She moved in with the junkey who was supplying her and several months later they found his body in their apartment. He had killed himself and but she was nowhere to be found. Several days later they found her body in the trunk of a car. Another terrible time.

 

[fusionbassed]

You are a wise man. And my calypso band covered that tune you're thinking of (Easy Lover) at a clinic yesterday. Great lyrics!

Poor Phil just finished his 3rd divorce too... hard to take that advice.

 

[Samm]

Dude, Run!

 

[Ray man]

Ahhh, Easy Lover got me through many battles between my gut and my groin...
'Get out quick cause seeing is believing'

 

[slobake]

It's hard to realy listen to your gut in thease situations, the body wants what it wants.
I managed to cut off a crazy before anything happened at all, but I wanted and still want her.

But with so many people saying to run when you see that red flag, I am confident I made the right choice and saved my life.

She was an oasis in the middle of the desert yet I listened to my gut and ran.
She was a dream come true in my mind and still is.
But that drowning feeling surounds my soul when think about her.

It reminds me of Phill Collins in one of his songs when he says something like "though she will mess up your life, you want her just the same".

Or this:
"Come in she said I'll give ya, shelter from the storm."

 

[stingray2112]

any sign of the OP? Has he come up for air yet?

Yeah I'm here. I broke up with her again today. Didn't go to well but as of right now I'm not captured and I'm still alive.