lmao....list a really awesome bike first, so I have a cool get-a-way vehicle.![]()
Really awesome, or really fast?

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lmao....list a really awesome bike first, so I have a cool get-a-way vehicle.![]()

I'm all jacked up. Just got in my first band. Can't sleep now.
Not only that, but you'd probably have him talked down to $35.
Edit: Probably $12.
Ok, time to go unload firewood. Yahoo.
See what you've don FM? EasyJames has wood!
Haha, that was good.
Speaking of vreepy stalking, I have a story.
I went to the bar one afternoon just to have a beer. The place was empty except for some dude I had never seen before and some gal. There were down at the other end talking and I was watching the football game, enjoying just sitting quiet and drinking a beer. After I was there for about 10 minutes, the lady walks down to where I'm sitting and asks me, "do you know what the difference between a missionary and a mercinary is?" I tell her that, yea, I do. She wants an explination so I tell her. She then tells me that this other dude is telling her that he;s a mercinary. OK I say, and she walks back down to the other end of the bar again. I go back to watching the game.
After awhile, the fella gets up to use the bathroom. As soon as he's gone,the lady hightails down to where I'm sitting again and asks me how old I am. I tell her and she asks me if I have any kids. Yep I say. At this point, the guy comes out of the bathroom. The gal see's him, turns to me and says, 'Some people are just f*****in liars!" And away she goes back down the bar.
I reckon she;s right but want no part of it so finish my beer and leave.
A few days later, my wife and I go to the bar to have a little time out. We're there for a little while when same gal walks in. She sits next to my wife while I'm talking to a friend who's sitting next to me as well. After awhile, my wife turns to me and tells my that this crazy lady sitting next to her is going on to my wife how gorgeous I am (I did say she's crazy). She doesn't know she's talking to my wife and my wife thinks this is just funny as heck. Well, we stay a short while and go home.
So a few days after that, I'm walking down the street when someone walks up behind me and falls into walking along with me. There she is, wearing short shorts and a halter top. "I was looking for you", she says. "Well, here I am", I say not knowing what to say. She starts talking, telling me about her life and such. I'm really not used to stuff like this so I wasn't sure how to deal with it so I just told her I was on my way to meet my wife.
I haven't been to the bar since but I have seen her following me a couple times.
She seems nice (and crazy) and I don't want to make her feel bad but I sure don't know what to do.
And it's on fire? I'm pretty sure wood's not supposed to be on fire. What did you do to that poor man, FM?
Really awesome, or really fast?
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Unless he meant the warming lube...but it's just warming...fire is a little dramatic...![]()
That's why a lot of women like the Beach Boys, they were always singing about their "woodies".
My thoughts on firewood in your PM. I probably shouldn't post that in the open forum. LOL.
LMAO....wasn't me! I'm clean.
Musta been his other creepy stalker.![]()

Thanks, good journey! (Hope your Dad liked it too!)
I would have said FM, but then your wife would have been cuffed to the bar stool while she dragged you out.
Volunteer project hopefully finished. I do the set up, volunteers do their bit and then I have to chase it all down and wrap it up in Feb.
Lee, nice man cave, summer or winter. I have a couple of winter and summer shots on my work puter, I'll post them tomorrow.
James, I think the first Shingleville TB Bass GTG may happen at a hardware store.
Bring your wife, Lee can deal with the stalker.
Laremond, hope it's all worked out, whatever it was.
My wife has been married 32 years to the same idiot, so if you need survival skills, just ask me.
Tats, the world is ok for me right now. I have been working on getting myself a bit more organized and beating back the to-do list.
Marty, the band management forum will convince you that you are not alone. Band dram is rampant.
Chuck, nice shot of the farm.
Baron, good to see you still around.
I have some crap to do, garbage, recycling, blah blah. Back later though I do have work tomorrow. The chores don't end.
The jam sessions are progressing to "refining what we are doing so we can take it out" but it has had a minimum of drama. I'm good with that and comfy with the situation, I am getting good playing time with accomplished musicians. It's all good.
Tat, 4 chords is good. I'd look for related progressions with maj and minor.
Take G as the root for example.
Perhaps use the D (V) as the second chord.
You can take your pick of any 2 of the related chords and work them in.
Am
Bm
C
Em
That is one simple way to satisfy your requirement.
For example in 4/4 on one chord per measure let's say we choose these chords:
G Am Em D repeat.
or something analogous to that process. Then vamp the chords over and over and see if it suggests a melody and words to you. If not, change it up and try again.
That's why a lot of women like the Beach Boys, they were always singing about their "woodies".
Like that in Game 6 or 7. If everyone on both teams stay healthy I think there is a real good chance we'll see them play for the cup again. That would make for an even more intense & exciting final than last year.