You're giving Geoff a run for his money as resident Grumpy Cat. Even he likes to get drunk!
Birds of a feather flock together. I've never been into parties (especially my own) and I get drunk, smoke cigarettes or weed anymore. Hell, I don't even pig out anymore, since I lost weight. You should have seen me when my wife and I went to Vegas for my friend's wedding. It was wall to wall day drinkers, smoking, buffets, party people and swimming pools (did I mention I don't like to swim either?). I was just walking around with a scowl on my face, muttering about how someone should drop a nuke on the place.
...because I'm fun!

