A neutron walks into a bar and sits down on a chair and orders a Bombay Sapphire Extra dry Marinti up with olives. The bartender serves it and the neutron drinks it and then asks, "What do I owe you?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
I've been having a bad week (year, really) but when I got to the lyrics for the Gunnar song I laughed out loud for the first time in ages. Thanks, mellowinman.
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This is hilarious, and so true. I have seen and heard Vai only once on some Ovation network live show. After 3 minutes of fan-blown hair and numbingly fast yet unrecognizable noise I switched back to The Weather Channel.
OMG. My cat was sleeping on my lap when I clicked the link and after 20 seconds he woke up, jumped off my lap and ran to the farthest corner of the house trying to escape whatever this was.
Dude! That's my favorite scene! Can I have your autograph? The bucket is like an analog for how disconnected people are from each other and some other Derridian stuff. Although that's not a movie I watch very often, it was very well done.
Most sensible post here. I used to have a 60's non-RW jazz and, while it sounded good, when I tried a RW off the wall, there was no comparison. The RW, as others have mentioned, is the best value in the whole Fender lineup.
The talk about piercing and legal age reminded me of a story I heard when I was getting an ear pierced. The tech told me a 16 yr old girl came in to get her and infant daughter's ears pierced. They could do the baby because, being under 18, she needed her mother's permission, which she of course...
Oh, what dire times are these when ruffians say "nyet" to old ladies and wandering brigands change bulbs for free? Those who change them for free are just ruining the market for those of us who are professional bulb changers. I am Rodger, Rodger the bulb changer. Designing and changing bulberry...
So my band was playing this outdoor venue last week and this so-called musician in the band before us couldn't get his bulb bright enough to be seen on stage and he asked to borrow my '53 all original GE T-bulb and I refused and he got all pissed off about musicians sticking together but is it...
I need a new lightbulb and I have heard the GE makes some 60's vintage road worn bulbs that are really bright but I don't know about paying someone to make a bulb look pitted and yellowed. Thoughts? Anyone?
I know flourescents don't get much respect here on TB but I kind of like them; at least they don't suck. I mean they do what they need to as a bulb but I know people say they are boring and just always do the 60 cps thing. I wonder if they were in a different fixture if people would appreciate...