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    How To Keep Your Boyfriend/Husband From Knowing How Many Basses You Have

    I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that there is sarcasm in this thread!
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    Scary Gig Stories.....

    We have BOTH kinds of music: Country AND Western.
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    Joke time

    A neutron walks into a bar and sits down on a chair and orders a Bombay Sapphire Extra dry Marinti up with olives. The bartender serves it and the neutron drinks it and then asks, "What do I owe you?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
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    Writing songs for dogs

    I've been having a bad week (year, really) but when I got to the lyrics for the Gunnar song I laughed out loud for the first time in ages. Thanks, mellowinman. :D
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    <sigh> Prima-Freakin'-Donnas

    Vy don't I hear ze horse every time you post?
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    The Top 5 Faux Bass Players

    Ok, this has got to be the best bass infinite do loop ever.
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    Worst band you've ever seen?

    This is hilarious, and so true. I have seen and heard Vai only once on some Ovation network live show. After 3 minutes of fan-blown hair and numbingly fast yet unrecognizable noise I switched back to The Weather Channel.
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    Worst band you've ever seen?

    OMG. My cat was sleeping on my lap when I clicked the link and after 20 seconds he woke up, jumped off my lap and ran to the farthest corner of the house trying to escape whatever this was.
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    Bass abuse.

    So it is a witch.
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    What's the best bass for metal . . . Tribute.

    Largemouth or smallmouth? The funny thing is this post isn't at all like the other one. This is just a tribute.
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    SYD VICIOUS!?

    Dude! That's my favorite scene! Can I have your autograph? The bucket is like an analog for how disconnected people are from each other and some other Derridian stuff. Although that's not a movie I watch very often, it was very well done.
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    GAIL ANN DORSEY

    Well, you might start with calming down and not blasting us with the caps lock thing.
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    why are some fenders made like this

    Most sensible post here. I used to have a 60's non-RW jazz and, while it sounded good, when I tried a RW off the wall, there was no comparison. The RW, as others have mentioned, is the best value in the whole Fender lineup.
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    Chicks at Shows #10: March of the Dimes

    The talk about piercing and legal age reminded me of a story I heard when I was getting an ear pierced. The tech told me a 16 yr old girl came in to get her and infant daughter's ears pierced. They could do the baby because, being under 18, she needed her mother's permission, which she of course...
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    Any Colorado Bassists?

    Westminster, formerly from Boulder.
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    How many Precision bassists does it take to change a light bulb.

    Oh, what dire times are these when ruffians say "nyet" to old ladies and wandering brigands change bulbs for free? Those who change them for free are just ruining the market for those of us who are professional bulb changers. I am Rodger, Rodger the bulb changer. Designing and changing bulberry...
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    How many Precision bassists does it take to change a light bulb.

    So my band was playing this outdoor venue last week and this so-called musician in the band before us couldn't get his bulb bright enough to be seen on stage and he asked to borrow my '53 all original GE T-bulb and I refused and he got all pissed off about musicians sticking together but is it...
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    How many Precision bassists does it take to change a light bulb.

    I need a new lightbulb and I have heard the GE makes some 60's vintage road worn bulbs that are really bright but I don't know about paying someone to make a bulb look pitted and yellowed. Thoughts? Anyone?
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    So called Worlds fastest bass player

    I'll never get those two minutes of my life back.
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    How many Precision bassists does it take to change a light bulb.

    I know flourescents don't get much respect here on TB but I kind of like them; at least they don't suck. I mean they do what they need to as a bulb but I know people say they are boring and just always do the 60 cps thing. I wonder if they were in a different fixture if people would appreciate...
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    How many Precision bassists does it take to change a light bulb.

    The controls for my lamp go to 11! That's one more, idn't it.
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    Entwistle Bass Collection

    Sorry, I love the Ox but I couldn't watch the whole thing. I'm now going to try to forget I ever saw it.
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    Tal Wilkenfeld w/Jeff Beck (reunion rumors)

    Is there a bass in that picture?
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    BASS PLAYERS PLEASE READ: THIS IS US!

    So what IS the best bass for metal? Not that I even play metal. My bass is made of wood.